• Blu-ray Review – La Garce

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    1984's "La Garce" looks to be a Hitchcockian mystery about sexual obsession and criminal activity, but it mostly registers a B-movie from Verhoeven. Co-writer/director Christine Pascal looks to challenge viewers with an uncomfortable understanding of manipulation and poor impulse control, offering an unseemly tale of a bad cop who can't shake a terrible woman out of his system. It's a classic understanding of temptation given a distinct French spin by Pascal, who delivers ideal strangeness with "La Garce," but comes up short when it comes to a more fulfilling study of corrupt behavior. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

     

  • Blu-ray Review – Neige

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    Actress Julie Berto makes her directorial debut with 1981's "Neige," sharing helming duties with Jean-Henri Roger. They seek to present nights of desperation in Pigalle, an area of Paris where sin and commerce collide, following characters as they try to create some balance to the chaos of their lives. The picture isn't too concerned with dramatic movement, electing a more observational approach, presenting an understanding of the community and those trying to survive within it. "Neige" is a film that sneaks up on the viewer, turning a casual understanding of pain into something more interesting as focus starts to appear for all involved. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Amazon Jail II

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    1985's "Amazon Jail" contained unintentional laughs, but it was mostly a production out to provide a serious understanding of dangers involving a collection of women and their fight against human traffickers. 1987's "Amazon Jail II" is an intentional comedy, turning something that intended to be both titillating and bleak into an episode of "The Benny Hill Show," complete with undercranked shenanigans and screen time set aside to ogle female characters. "Amazon Jail II" isn't really a sequel, but more of a remake of the original endeavor, only here the emphasis is on silliness, watching the actors flail around in an attempt to be funny. Director Conrado Sanchez doesn't really have a vision for the feature, loosely stitching together whatever he can capture with his camera, creating a wearisome viewing experience that's too random to be engaging, resembling a production where everyone gave up early on. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Amazon Jail

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    1985's "Amazon Jail" is an exploitation film, there's no doubt about it. The primary goal of the Brazilian production is to showcase as many nude ladies as possible, playing to expectations for a women-in-prison picture. This aspect of the feature is certainly prominent during the run time, with the production happy to follow as many unclothed characters as possible. The actual entertainment value of "Amazon Jail" is up for debate, as co- writer/director Oswaldo de Oliveira shows little interest in storytelling with this endeavor, fumbling around with the plot and characters as he tries to provide the vague shape of a prison escape movie without actually putting in the effort to sharpen excitement or define characters. It's always strange to watch something that's meant to disturb and titillate become rather dull. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Bob Marley: One Love

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    Before my showing of “Bob Marley: One Love,” there was a brief video message from Ziggy Marley, one of Bob’s sons, offering a quick word about the family’s pride in the picture. There’s nothing inherently wrong with such promotion, but with such estate approval comes some skepticism about the movie, as the production needs the cooperation of Marley’s relatives to use his music in the feature, which doesn’t bode well for at least a passably authentic bio-pic. Suspicions are confirmed in “One Love,” with four screenwriters remaining incredibly careful with the details of this existence, ignoring most of it to highlight a few years in the life of the iconic singer and his battles with marriage, management, and declining health. Director Reinaldo Marcus Green (who also played loose with life details in 2021’s “King Richard”) is more interested in the aura of Bob Marley than the man himself, crafting a shallow understanding of behavior while emphasizing the music to please fans. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Madame Web

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    Sony is determined to do something with their rights to the Spider-Man Universe, emboldened to explore the comic book space after the massive success of two “Venom” pictures, which managed to entice the fan base back into theaters. 2022’s “Morbius” had the opposite effect, with the feature dismissed and fully ridiculed, identifying that name recognition alone isn’t enough to tempt the faithful. Sony takes another swing with “Madame Web,” which also plays in the “Spider-Man” sandbox without actually including the web-crawler, offering an origin story for a character with limited superhero appeal in a movie that makes every conceivable wrong move. From script to screen, “Madame Web” is a dire endeavor, with co-writer/director S.J. Clarkson in over her head with this stunningly clumsy exploration of strange powers, motherhood, and villainy. The film won’t be the death of superhero cinema, but it’s a good reminder that greater care is required when bringing these strange worlds to life. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Land of Bad

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    We’ve had films about drone pilots before, and “Land of Bad” is in no mood to debate the moral and political choices involved in the service. Co-writer/director William Eubank (“Underwater,” “Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin”) is in Michael Bay mode with the endeavor, which delves into a mission gone wrong, finding a surviving soldier depending on his drone support to help escape a deadly situation in a foreign land. It’s more of a B-movie than a thought-provoking thriller, but Eubank does try to keep the endeavor technical and emotional in some ways, retaining human qualities between explosions and gunfights. “Land of Bad” is suspenseful for its first half, as the screenplay creates a sense of personality and stakes before the helmer cranks up the explosions and villainous hostility, which eventually diminishes the feature’s unusual intimacy. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – No Way Up

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    “No Way Up” is being marketed as a shark attack picture, which, no matter the quality, usually finds their way to a certain audience and their insatiable need to watch creatures of the deep devour humans. The feature has sharks in it, but predator experiences are exceedingly rare in the film, which is more focused on the survival event for a small handful of passengers stuck inside an airplane that crashes into the water, making its way to the ocean floor. Screenwriter Andy Mayson offers the usual in personalities and crises with “No Way Up,” but there’s not much of a budget in place to go wild with the premise, and director Claudio Fah is stuck trying to make a film about panicked people conversing feel exciting. The endeavor isn’t always static, but it definitely lacks a killer instinct when it comes to B-movie entertainment, feeling a little too slack when it comes to providing big thrills. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Lights Out (2024)

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    Screenwriters Chad Law and Garry Charles aren’t going for originality with “Lights Out,” which carries a story that basically lines up with most VOD/streaming titles these days. There’s an ex-military man weighed down with heavy PTSD, an opportunity to prove himself in a physical way, and a community of dirty cops and bad dudes trying to shorten his life. It’s basic stuff handed to director Christian Sesma, who’s seasoned in the ways of disposable entertainment with generic names (previously helming “Take Back,” “The Night Crew,” and “Vigilante Diaries”), and “Lights Out” is certainly similar to many of these releases. And yet, there’s something wonderfully weird about the feature, which works very hard to be hostile and dramatic during its first two acts, almost achieving a real personality before the usual orgy of violence begins in the end. It’s not a terrible way to spend 90 minutes, especially for fans of B-movies and those capable of shutting off the film at the 60-minute mark. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Players (2024)

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    “Players” was shot nearly three years ago, finally landing a Valentine’s Day release to help lubricate warm relationship feelings for viewers on the hunt for something soft to watch. However, the feature, scripted by Whit Anderson, doesn’t have much of a gooey center. It’s a sillier picture about hostile people lying their way into the pants of unsuspecting partners, with the main characters practiced deceivers, presented here as lovable scamps. For a movie about intense planning and foresight, “Players” doesn’t seem to understand its own unpleasantness, marching forward with comedy that doesn’t connect and character chemistry that never appears. It's a misguided shot of romantic vibes from director Trish Sie (who shot another film, “Sitting in Bars with Cake,” after this, which was released last year), who doesn’t bring a sense of gentleness to feelings, and she’s clumsy with funny business, pitching everything broadly in an effort to register the endeavor as “cute.” Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Bleeding Love

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    “Bleeding Love” tells the story of two very fragile people trying to make sense of their relationship while on a road trip to an unknown destination. The screenplay (by Ruby Caster, making her debut) sets up a troubled dynamic between a father and daughter dealing with the roughness of estrangement, and the production tries to maintain some performance reality with the casting of real-life relatives, Ewan McGregor and Clara McGregor, who are tasked with portraying the strangeness and hostility of an unexpected reunion. “Bleeding Love” finds its rhythm with the stars, who nail occasional moments of behavioral clarity. The movie as a whole doesn’t quite work, finding the material a little too in love with the quirks of small-town America, and director Emma Westenberg (a music video vet) doesn’t trust her performers to communicate the horrors of addiction and abandonment, turning to distracting camerawork to sell such personal distortion. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV

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    Eager to horrify audiences with all new depths of depravity, Troma Entertainment reaches, quite intentionally, a specific low point with 2000's "Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV," their final installment in the weirdly enduring franchise. Director/co-writer Lloyd Kaufman throws everything he can into this sequel, working up a sweat to transform the picture into the most offensive movie in the history of the company, swerving wildly as the production makes fun of school shootings, the developmentally disabled, lynching, and abortion. Granted, Troma isn't one to play nice, always begging for attention, but there are limits to how much odious behavior one can take from a helmer who can't even conquer basic camera focus issues. At 109 minutes, "Citizen Toxie" feels like it runs an entire decade, with grotesque shenanigans and strident performances losing their appeal after 109 seconds. The Superhero from New Jersey is back for his fourth adventure, but perhaps three of these things were enough. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie

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    When we last saw the Toxic Crusader, he saved Japan and Tromaville from Apocalypse Inc., using his monster gifts to protect the innocent from pollution and corporate abuse. True to form, Troma Entertainment isn't about to let their cash-cow take a rest, reviving the "superhero from New Jersey" for 1989's "The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie," a sequel that basically admits defeat from the opening act. Loud and cheaply made, the continuation of the saga tries to sustain irreverence and gore, utilizing Troma's silly sense of humor to fuel yet another round of one-liners and lethargic battles. The creative tank is clearly out of gas for this follow-up, but that doesn't stop directors Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz from trying to staple together a continuation made out of random ideas and footage from "The Toxic Avenger Part II." Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – The Toxic Avenger Part II

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    After clearing away the leagues of bullies and baddies out to get him in 1984's "The Toxic Avenger," New Jersey's only superhero returns to duty in 1989's "The Toxic Avenger Part II," which promotes the mutant to full-fledged do-gooder. It's rowdy work from co-directors Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz, who trust that an overall amplification of violence coupled with a change in location might revive the picture and its quest to transform the mangled hero into a household name. The manic vibe only works in small doses, with "The Toxic Avenger Part II" disappointingly unfocused, trying to pull together an overall arc of psychological inspection and traditional Troma bloodletting, but never finding a sweet spot of inspiration. It's entertaining at times, but rarely coherent, presenting itself as a grab-bag of ideas and broad reactions, watching Kaufman and Herz spend all their time staging slapstick, leaving the script only a vague outline of character development. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – The Toxic Avenger

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    1984's "The Toxic Avenger" is the movie that put Troma Entertainment on the map. Previously employed as a distribution machine for titillation comedies, Troma hit pay dirt when they switched their focus to silly splatter efforts and horror pictures, finding a rabid audience who couldn't get enough of their specialized brand of winky mayhem. "The Toxic Avenger" is the prototype for subsequent Troma endeavors, mixing a bewildering cocktail of one-liners and ultraviolence in a production that actually desires to make audiences laugh, even while it kills a kid and a dog, and points a shotgun at a baby. Still, the earnestness of the feature is amazing, always working to find a note of absurdity to molest as directors Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman (billed here as "Samuel Weil") bathe the screen in blood, nudity, and slapstick, funneled into a superhero spoof with a vague environmental message. Nearly 40 years after its initial release and "The Toxic Avenger" still manages to trigger disgust and a handful of laughs, representing not only a key Troma financial victory, but it's quite possibly their finest original work. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Out of Darkness (2024)

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    We don’t get many stone age stories on screen these days, giving “Out of Darkness” a bit of distinction as the production examines struggles from long ago, back when the Earth carried tremendous mystery and its inhabitants were fighting to understand their place in the world order. Though listed as a horror film, the endeavor isn’t really built to generate scares. Director Andrew Cumming goes intensely atmospheric instead, attempting to put the audience in the middle of a tribal fight for survival, where the characters are surrounded by pure darkness and unknown predators. “Out of Darkness” isn’t a thrilling sit, as Cumming takes his time with the effort, occasionally getting lost in his own moviemaking vision. But there are layers of storytelling in Ruth Greenberg’s screenplay that hold attention, creating a suspenseful study of behavior and survival. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Lisa Frankenstein

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    “Lisa Frankenstein” marks the feature-length directorial debut for Zelda Williams (daughter of the late Robin Williams), who’s been working in short films and music videos for the last eight years. The picture also represents a return to screenwriting for Diablo Cody, who hasn’t been heard from since her excellent work on 2018’s “Tully.” The pair team up to show their favorite genres some love in the endeavor, which blends the dark comedy of “Heathers” with the gothic goofiness of Tim Burton. “Lisa Frankenstein” isn’t a stunningly original creation, with much of the offering pulled from better movies, and it’s surprisingly low on laughs. It’s Cody returning to her “Juno” days with broad dialogue and limp humor, striving to blend gore and goofballery with this disappointing effort, and Williams also struggles to find her own tonal balance, unable to capture a special insanity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Air Force One Down

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    Director James Bamford is a seasoned stunt professional, supplying physical force for such productions as “Watchmen,” “X2: X-Men United,” and “Final Destination.” Screenwriter Steven Paul is best known for his work on “Baby Geniuses,” “Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2,” and “Baby Geniuses and the Space Baby.” This weird blend of talent is put to the test in “Air Force One Down,” which opens like a “Die Hard” knockoff before it evolves into more of a generic actioner. Bamford works to bring the thunder in the endeavor, which really shines in butt-kicking mode, watching star Katherine McNamara take down waves of baddies in the name of presidential protection. The rest of “Air Force One Down” isn’t as compelling, with Paul trying to knot up what should be a simple study of self-preservation, and he makes a creative choice midway through the tale that ruins what little fun there is in the effort. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Molli and Max in the Future

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    “Molli and Max in the Future” looks to follow everyday relationship woes of today in the world of tomorrow. It’s a blend of “When Harry Met Sally” and “Tron,” with writer/director Michael Lukk Litwak trying to conjure a strange world of alien encounters, high-tech inventions, and robot battles while still tending to universal feelings involved in the experience of love and dating. Litwak doesn’t have much in the way of money to really go bananas with his vision of future world travel and connection, forcing him to go creative instead. There’s a lot of charm on display in “Molli and Max in the Future,” which is mostly held together by cast and crew enthusiasm, with the helmer offering a conversational study of a union tested by outside temptations and time itself. Such complications work to mess with the central relationship between a half-fish person and the highly neurotic space witch he can’t seem to quit, much to her great relief. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Marmalade (2024)

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    Keir O’Donnell is a longtime actor, perhaps best know for his role in 2005’s “Wedding Crashers.” He makes his directorial debut with “Marmalade,” also taking a writing credit on the picture, which follows the planning stages of a young man in love with a wild woman, with their union newly focused on a bank robbery to deal with rising pharmaceutical prices. It’s not an original study of carelessness, but O’Donnell attempts to add some turns to the plot, juicing up its potential as a mystery. “Marmalade” rides the line between quirky and clever, and one really starts to feel the length of the feature in the final act, finding O’Donnell taking his time organizing a way out of the story. But there’s charm in the movie, which is helped along by enthusiastic performances, and technical proficiency is present, adding some style to help digest the unsteady endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com