• Blu-ray Review – Guest House Paradiso

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    There's a very specific audience for 1999's "Guest House Paradiso," which is aimed directly at fans of actors Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmundson. The comedy duo won hearts and minds with their work on British television, co-starring on "The Young Ones" and taking leading roles in "Bottom," delighting viewers with their fondness for slapstick comedy and general anarchy. "Guest House Paradiso" brings the boys to the big screen in what appears to be a spin-off of "Bottom," with "Richie & Eddie" giving their act a cinematic makeover, looking to go long-form with their interests in shenanigans. Those in the know might be a bit more receptive to the madness contained in "Guest House Paradiso," which certainly wins points for madcap timing and an endless appetite for the ridiculous. Actual laughs involving any of this weirdness is up for debate, but Mayall and Edmundson aren't phoning it in with this offering of high-speed nonsense. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Pack

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    Animals attack cinema takes a bit of a breather with 1977's "The Pack." It's a "Jaws" with dogs situation, with writer/director Robert Clouse adapting a book by David Fisher, but he's mostly interested in the exploitation aspects of the material, excited by scenes where the canine co-stars seek to devour a collection of characters stuck on an island with them. It should be fun, but "The Pack" isn't as animated as it should be, with Clouse (who's largely celebrated as the helmer of "Enter the Dragon," but he also made "Gymkata") going sluggish with personalities and elements of danger in this mediocre presentation of horror. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Spirit Halloween: The Movie

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    Spirit Halloween is a chain of stores that typically open for business in August, offering holiday costumes and decoration for rabid fans of the season and families trying to solve any outfit issues in one fell swoop. Spirit Halloween is big news these days, with the fetishization of Halloween growing more intense every year, and the company seems perfectly comfortable with jabs at its business model, taking over buildings previously inhabited by retail failures. "Spirit Halloween" is the first film based on the brand, emerging as seasonal entertainment for younger viewers and a commercial for the stores, pitting excitable kids against possessed inventory. Director David Poag and screenwriter Billie Bates seem to understand the creative mission, creating broad emotion and conflicts to help inspire a mildly enjoyable adventure in the "Goosebumps" tradition, keeping things relatively easygoing and mercifully short. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Role Play

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    Primarily known for her television work, actress Kaley Cuoco switches to cinematic assassin mode for “Role Play,” which requires a more dynamic physical presence for the sitcom star. The screenplay from Seth W. Owen (“Morgan,” “All Nighter”) presents the plight of a married woman dealing with her dual role as a loving spouse and top contract killer, and there’s certainly room for the material to develop a case of the cutes when exploring this tap dance of secrets. Mercifully, Owen doesn’t plunge into the deep end of wackiness, working to keep “Role Play” somewhat steady as a thriller, adding elements of violence for Cuoco to show her stuff. Director Thomas Vincent (a T.V. vet) also brings some energy to the endeavor, crafting an acceptable viewing experience that rises slightly above the norm with this kind of entertainment, especially when it pulls away from silliness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

     

  • Film Review – One More Shot (2024)

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    There are a lot of action titles produced for the VOD/streaming market, and most are not quality work. They’re cheap to make and crudely written, requiring some level of violence and the services of a paycheck-cashing star to help these offerings reach the masses. One of the more engaging releases in recent years is 2021’s “One Shot,” which retained the gimmick of “one take” filmmaking to bring some electricity to the usual business of bad guys coming after good guys. Director James Nunn didn’t nail all aspects of the production, but he crafted a compelling, nicely paced thriller that made proper use of its star, Scott Adkins, who committed himself fully to all the rough business. Apparently, the feature did well, because now there’s a sequel, with “One More Shot” picking up right where the last movie ended, with Nunn restarting the single take machine for another wave of attack and survive, looking to sustain the brutality and panic found the last time around. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Lift (2024)

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    In 2003, director F. Gary Gray found career success with his remake of “The Italian Job.” The feature found an audience in theaters and exploded on DVD, giving the helmer industry viability when he needed it. After taking a professional hit with 2019’s “Men in Black: International,” Gray is back in the thieving game with “Lift,” which details the work of professional bandits aiming to steal a fortune in gold from an airplane in flight. Screenwriter Daniel Kunka (“12 Rounds”) doesn’t stray far from formula with the material, creating a target for the team and time to explore their way of doing business. There are no real surprises with “Lift,” which often departs from the realm of the real, but Gray keeps the endeavor on the move, sticking with the basics in heist cinema. He provides a flashy ride of breakthroughs and setbacks, and he keeps the effort to a 95-minute-long run time (before end credits), staying mercifully short to help digest semi-enjoyable nonsense. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

     

  • Film Review – Mean Girls (2024)

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    Two decades ago, there was “Mean Girls.” Screenwriter Tina Fey found her way to a 2002 book by Rosalind Wiseman, bringing the world of cliques and teen behavior to the big screen, using the ways of exaggeration to encourage laughs. The picture did well enough at the box office, but “Mean Girls” went on to capture pop culture dominance in a surprising way, launching catchphrases, parodies, a 2011 sequel, and even a line of Toaster Strudel. In 2017, “Mean Girls” became a musical, eventually making the journey to Broadway, aiming to celebrate the original film and give it a fresh spin of singing and sassiness. And now there’s “Mean Girls,” which looks to hook fans of the 2004 feature with an update of hallway warfare, only now there’s song and dance to express hidden desires and angry feelings. And directors Samantha Jayne and Arturo Perez Jr. bring real life to the material, committed to preserving a bright energy and charming broadness to the musical, which also scores with its soundtrack and delightful performances. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Beekeeper

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    David Ayer has recently directed “The Tax Collector,” “Bright,” and “Suicide Squad.” Kurt Wimmer has recently scripted “Expendables 4,” “The Misfits,” and “Children of the Corn.” This is not a partnership most moviegoers would want, but “The Beekeeper” pairs the men for a study of revenge, sold with a lot of violence, terrible dialogue, and poor performances. It’s a one-man-army event starring Jason Statham (who’s appeared in five films over the last year), and he's made plenty of these pictures, but “The Beekeeper” is certainly one of the worst. It’s not exactly an acting challenge, with the endeavor merely asking Statham to growl his lines, but the lights are certainly out for the star during the run time, with Wimmer straining to create a connected game of villainy and insect-laden motivation for the lead character, while Ayer once again goes the hyperactive route with his action, failing the thrill with his empty sense of style. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Self Reliance

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    Jake Johnson, who made a name for himself as an actor on the television show “New Girl,” makes his feature-length directorial debut with “Self Reliance.” In fact, he’s in creative control with the project, also writing the movie, co-producing it, and taking the starring role. And what does Johnson want to do with the opportunity? He elects to make a comedy about a man facing his own mortality, using this reality to deal with most of his personal issues. It’s not a particularly original dramatic plan, but “Self Reliance” twists formula, adding a manhunt premise for a game show to help intensify the situation and bring in strange events to goose the comedic potential of the endeavor. And Johnson scores with the weird film, crafting a very funny and somewhat sincere understanding of panic in both a physical and psychological sense, which provides a decent ride of goofy neuroses and kooky personal interactions. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Destroy All Neighbors

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    We don’t see many of these anymore. Screenwriters Mike Benner, Jared Logan, and Charles A. Pieper look to raise a little hell with “Destroy All Neighbors,” which is a strange blast of violence and dark comedy, with heavy emphasis on madness and makeup effects. Director Josh Forbes (“Contracted: Phase II”) is in charge of this cinematic circus, and his job is to find some level of tonal stability to help viewers get into the mood of the endeavor, which isn’t afraid to go just about anywhere with its macabre visuals. “Destroy All Neighbors” is meant to be a roaring good time with practical effects and screen craziness, and it definitely has inspired moments of insanity. The picture as a whole is a little too much to endure at times, but creativity is plentiful and humor remains intact in this exploration of overkill. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – T.I.M.

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    As filmmakers increasingly turn to artificial intelligence for dramatic inspiration, “T.I.M.” dares to go a little smaller with its vision of robotic control. A.I. has been used to launch a few epics in the last year, including “Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning” and “The Creator,” but the new picture is mostly contained to domestic spaces, following the influence of an A.I.-powered servant who’s becoming a little too attached to one of his owners, working to understand the power of obsession that’s corrupted its system. Writers Sarah Govett and Spencer Brown (also making his directorial debut) aren’t committed to a full-blown horror endeavor with the movie, going more for a general creepiness as stalker cinema meets a few futureworld touches. “T.I.M.” lacks chills, but it’s held together by a decent cast and a general atmosphere of unease, working to reach viewers already on edge about the heavily surveilled world we live in. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Book of Clarence

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    We’ve come a long way in 45 years. In 1979, Monty Python had their fun with biblical ideas and characters in “Life of Brian,” and they walked right into a storm of controversy for their efforts, facing those practiced in the ways of outrage working to dismiss a sharp and enjoyably goofy take on the path of Heavenly light. Today, there’s “The Book of Clarence,” with writer/director Jeymes Samuel (“The Harder They Fall”) pursuing a similar tone of irreverence with his take on the power of Jesus, and I don’t believe anyone is going to raise much of a fuss with this release. “The Book of Clarence” is silly, but also deadly serious about the mysteries of faith, with Samuel paying tribute to biblical epics of old with his study of a slacker becoming a messiah. The helmer really tries to put on a show with this uneven endeavor, which lands somewhere between a lame “Saturday Night Live” sketch and an earnest celebration of spirituality. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Heroic Times (1983)

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    Turning to animation to realize the world of folklore hero Miklos Toldi, director Jozsef Gemes attempts to bring reality and emotionality to a particularly conflicted figure of power. The Hungarian production is realized through paintings, with extreme artfulness leading the charge in "Heroic Times," giving it a special cinematic power, capturing the intensity of thought and the tragedies of life. It's a unique offering of storytelling, and while the tale isn't always interested in the fine details of motivation and power plays, feelings register with potency, while the endeavor looks like a museum come to life. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Pied Piper (1986)

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    "Pied Piper of Hamelin" is a German legend from long ago, often a source of interpretation and reinvention to suit whatever audience its being shared with. 1986's "The Pied Piper" is another version of the story, with director Jiri Barta looking to rework the inherent horrors of the tale for the animation realm, offering a stop-motion production that prefers to remain on the nightmarish side of things. "The Pied Piper" is a striking picture, with intense attention to detail and an appreciation for the macabre, reviving the inherent unease of the legend while Barta does some things differently, giving it a distinct appearance and creative approach. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Black Circle

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    The ways of mental manipulation are examined in 2018's "Black Circle," a Mexican/Swedish production looking to creep out viewers with its slow-burn study of control. Writer/director Adrian Garcia Bogliano has something sinister in mind with the picture, trying to replicate a low-budget brain bleeder from the 1970s, merging the ways of exploitation and underground cinema for this exploration of self-help gone horribly wrong. There's a fantastic idea for a freak-out at the center of the endeavor, but Bogliano has some difficulty staying focused on unnerving business in "Black Circle," which often gets lost in its own world-building. It's an interesting feature, but only periodically, eventually diminished by a weak climax, which doesn't carry the kind of payoff invested viewers deserve. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – The Tale of Tiffany Lust

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    There's a world of sin and city streets to explore in 1981's "The Tale of Tiffany Lust," with director Gerard Kikoine (or Radley Metzger, depending on who you ask) overseeing a study of discontent. There's a woman craving a new level of sexual freedom, and her strange journey makes for a loose plot, with the material going episodic as this odyssey takes the main character around New York City, interacting with predators and prey as she begins to understand the possibilities beyond her marriage. There's no deep dive into psychology in "The Tale of Tiffany Lust," with the production mostly out to titillate instead of explore the emotionality during this tour of couplings. And there's walking. So much walking, with Kikoine refusing to pass on any opportunity to photograph actors in motion, making their way around the city, allowing those less interested in amorous activity to enjoy a tour of NYC the way it was in 1980. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Night Swim

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    “Night Swim” began life as a little-seen three-minute-long short film from 2014, and now, a decade later, it’s a 98-minute-long picture looking to dominate multiplexes in the horror-friendly month of January. That’s quite a leap for writer/director Bryce McGuire, who’s tasked with building an entire world around the idea of a haunted swimming pool and all the evil contained within, searching for fresh victims. McGuire doesn’t have a particularly strong idea driving “Night Swim,” but he has an opening half, dealing with the mysteries of the semi-deep and introducing a collection of troubled characters forced to deal with the wicked pool and its weird way of taking lives. It’s the rest of the feature that quickly loses consistency, finding the screenplay’s pass at explaining everything nowhere near as interesting as its ambiguity, with the mystery at the heart of the endeavor failing to pay off a decent set-up. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Good Grief

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    After receiving some on-the-job training as a director on his television show, “Schitt’s Creek,” Daniel Levy pursues a feature-length story to tell with “Good Grief.” Also claiming an acting role and screenplay credit, Levy goes triple threat with the small-scale study of personal loss and all the shock it provides, portraying a man who learns more about his husband after his unexpected death. It’s the stuff of soap opera cinema, but Levy endeavors to keep the picture as down to earth as possible, investing in characterization, not sharp turns of surprise, also setting a cozy mood as the story travels to Paris for most of its run time. “Good Grief” isn’t always something that jumps off the screen, but Levy remains confident with tone and performances, surrounding himself with talented actors invested in the challenge of finding a path through the nebulous ways of the writing. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Promised Land

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    Mads Mikkelsen has created a career out of playing steely men with fierce determination to achieve their goals. And he’s excellent at it, becoming one of the top actors working today, giving such hardness subtle emotionality while commanding the screen. He returns to business with “The Promised Land,” which finds Mikkelsen in a period piece, portraying a man of tradition ready to transform seemingly barren land into a farm, coming up against those who doubt his commitment and those who stand in the way of his success. “The Promised Land” is an adaptation of a book by Ida Jessen, and Mikkelsen reteams with his “A Royal Affair” director, Nikolaj Arcel (last seen with the 2017 misfire, “The Dark Tower”), for this examination of endurance in the world of agriculture and class divide. The material doesn’t boil over into sustained acts of violence, which feels like a missed opportunity, but Arcel sustains gripping drama during the run time, wisely leaning on his star to provide a nuanced sense of unease to boost suspense. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Society of the Snow

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    The saga of Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 has been the subject of many media explorations, including films such as 1976’s “Survive” and 1993’s “Alive.” It’s a story of unbelievable endurance, touching on the basics of human spirit, faith, and brotherhood, and there’s a more unsavory side to the tale, which is usually the primary focus of most analysis concerning this disaster. Co-writer/director J.A. Bayona doesn’t shy away from offerings of cannibalism that come into view midway through the experience, but he’s after a more specific understanding of sacrifice with “Society of the Snow,” which is based on a book by Pablo Vierci. Bayona (making his first picture since 2018’s “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom”) finds the intimacy of the event, aiming to strip away all sensationalism to best understand the true struggles and sorrows of the survivors, trying to retain as much humanity as possible for a tale that’s primarily known for its most gruesome turns. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com