Two years ago, Michael Caine announced his retirement from acting, electing to exit the business with “Best Sellers,” a passable but unremarkable comedy largely supported by the iconic performer’s skill. Apparently, such a decision was premature, as Caine is back on screen in “The Great Escaper,” which is based on the true story of Bernard Jordan, an elderly man who elected to leave his care facility and attend a D-Day commencement ceremony in France in 2014. It's a peculiar tale well suited for Caine’s thespian gifts, and he does exceptionally well in the part, portraying a determined man dealing with scars from the past. It’s a more appropriate farewell for Caine, joined by the late Glenda Jackson, who’s also marvelous in this study of guilt and aging, finding director Oliver Parker (“An Ideal Husband,” “St. Trinian’s”) wisely staying out of the way when it comes to the grace of his leads. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Weak Layers
Co-writer/director/star Katie Burrell attempts to bring back the ski movie with “Weak Layers,” which follows the misadventures of a young woman trying to get her act together during a 72-hour filmmaking competition. Stories about the sport are few and far between these days, and while the heyday of the 1980s and ‘90s isn’t resurrected for the endeavor, Burrell does conjure mild appeal with the effort. The writing (Burrell is joined by Andrew Ladd) doesn’t actually have much interest in the ways of mountain activity, preferring to remain with the characters and their formulaic experiences, with the helmer attempting to create a more emotionally engaging feature with lovable, rascally personalities. “Weak Layers” is most tiresome when pursuing the expected, doing better with ski town atmosphere and maturation challenges, with Burrell capturing the bustle of the area and a few universal concerns about future plans. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Painter
Writer Brian Buccellato looks to start a franchise with “The Painter,” offering a superspy actioner featuring a main character with unusual sensorial abilities. The idea is a mild take on “Mission: Impossible”-type events, but the reality of the budget can’t help the film break through to the big time. Director Kimani Ray Smith uses his years in the stunt performer game to boost the endeavor’s visceral might, offering a steady stream of physical activity and showdowns to help the feature locate some excitement. There’s little in the way of invention in “The Painter,” which remains a VOD-type viewing experience with limited funds to pay for locations and sets, but Smith gets something going with Buccellato’s weirdness, creating an hour of decent B-movie adventure. The final act breaks the picture’s spirit, but there’s a bit more momentum to the effort than what the competition usually offers. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – He Went That Way
“He Went That Way” opens with a note that “This really (mostly) happened,” but one has to believe the whatever true story the feature is based on is almost certainly more involving than this picture. Screenwriter Evan M. Wiener hopes to stir up some oddity with the tale of a man, his chimp companion, and the killer they’re taking across the country in 1964, creating a relatively simple study of forming relationships during a particularly eventful road trip for the main characters. Director Jeffrey Darling (cinematographer of “Young Einstein,” who passed away in 2022) has an odd tonal challenge with “He Went That Way,” straining to make something threatening and ridiculous, also working on the inner lives of the players. The helmer doesn’t do very well with the strangeness of the endeavor, which wrestles with uneven performances and general lethargy, never reaching its creative goal to be interestingly bizarre. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Bricklayer
Director Renny Harlin returns with “The Bricklayer,” which is meant to launch the cinematic adventures of Steve Vail, an ex-government agent who’s been exposed to too much while on the job, looking for peace in the construction industry. As it always goes with these things, Vail is pulled back into the muck of paranoia, double-crosses, and violent attacks, with author Noah Boyd providing literary inspiration for screenwriters Hanna Weg and Matt Johnson, who attempt to bring the excitement of the page to the screen. Harlin isn’t the same action authority he once was, and “The Bricklayer” doesn’t supply much of a jolt for viewers. It’s fairly generic, with star Aaron Eckhart tasked with creating a growly one-man-army figure for the helmer to bash around, but if you’ve seen one deadly encounter, you’ve seen them all here, finding the picture repetitive and surprisingly flat when it comes to matters of growing threats and past relationships. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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The Worst Films of 2023
Worst Films of 2023
A party to skip, Josh Duhamel’s retirement plan, monsters and gangsters, reheated streaming filler, the new Gallo/Freeman joint, moldy corn, Freaky-less Friday, low-budget state of mind, the birds are back, and a silly old bear on a murderous rampage.
These are the Worst Films of 2023.
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The Best Films of 2023
The return of best friends, a long holiday break, Alex P. Keaton’s incredible journey, the weariness of trauma, Blume county, blunt acts of marital communication, unimaginable pro-wrestler pain, Fincher’s troubled assassin, a family reunion for strangers, and the perils of publishing.
These are the Best Films of 2023.
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4K UHD Review – Hackers
1995's "Hackers" isn't a vision of the future or a snapshot of the era. It's a study of style and restless adolescent energy working with the technological advancements of the 1990s, merging a comic book sensibility with the internet revolution, emerging with a broad, cyberpunk-y offering of entertainment. It's heightened work from director Iain Softley, who works hard to give the feature a special screen magic, playing with the new frontier of computer-fu and the tried-and-true ways of teen cinema. "Hackers" is immense fun, especially if it's not taken especially seriously, with Softley carefully supplying a steady stream of exaggeration with his characters and environments, giving the whole endeavor a wonderful amplification and sublime soundtrack support, making for a spirited movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – My Demon Lover
What to do with Scott Valentine? It was a question shared for a moment in Hollywood during the mid-1980s. A dramatically trained actor, Valentine received the career breakthrough when he joined the cast of "Family Ties" as Nick, Mallory's lovably dim-witted boyfriend. Intended to pop in for a single episode, Nick hung around for the rest of the show's run, delighting audiences with his Stallone-ish ways. Valentine the actor wanted more, and he received another major opportunity with 1987's "My Demon Lover," taking the lead role in a horror comedy that's almost entirely dependent on his screen charms. Valentine is handed a juicy part here, tasked with playing a monster, a maniac, and a sensitive soul, and his enthusiasm for the material is welcome, matched by his equally charismatic co-star, Michele Little. It's the rest of "My Demon Lover" that's less enchanting, finding director Charlie Loventhal struggling to settle the complicated tone of the endeavor, which deals with genre additions, madcap comedy, and tender feelings. It's a Tim Burton-ish production without Tim Burton, making for an uneven viewing experience with sometimes questionable characterizations. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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4K UHD Review – The Boogeyman
Co-writer/director Ulli Lommel needed a hit movie, and what better way to create a success than to lift elements of previous box office successes. 1980's "The Boogey Man" isn't too shy about stealing from other titles, with elements of "The Amityville Horror," "Halloween," and "The Exorcist" prominently displayed in the endeavor. One would think such "inspiration" would create a riveting study of evil, but Lommel is in no hurry with "The Boogey Man," keeping the spare effort slow and somewhat uneventful, trying to master some type of cinematic creep that doesn't register as intended. It's a handsome picture though, with unusual focus on lighting and atmosphere that helps to hold attention as the production tries to taffy- pull a small, weird idea into a feature-length haunting. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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4K UHD Review – Killer Condom
"Killer Condom" was born in comics created by German artist Ralf Konig, with such insanity free to be explored on the page, without creative limitations. Co-writer/director Martin Walz looks to take a shot at the material in a 1996 cinematic adaptation, trying to sell the absurd horror of a monstrous prophylactic on the loose in New York City without leaning too hard into frenzied camp. It's a tonal tightrope walk few filmmakers would attempt, giving Walz points for bravery, and "Killer Condom" isn't a slapdash endeavor, highlighting some attention to detail and a love for weirdness. At two hours in length, the feature is demanding a lot of patience from viewers, with Walz refusing to create a more direct hit of peculiarity and character, making the offering more plodding than giddily outrageous. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Rebel Moon: Part One – A Child of Fire
Zack Snyder wants to craft another gargantuan film. He’s in the epic movie business, aiming to turn anything he makes into a large-scale vision of action and doom, working with top technology to deliver massive cinematic experiences. After failing to do something compelling with zombies in 2021’s “Army of the Dead,” Snyder looks to leave Earth and go sci-fi/fantasy with “Rebel Moon,” a sprawling vision of intergalactic war that’s been divided into two chapters, with “Part One – A Child of Fire” up first. The screenplay (by Snyder, Kurt Johnstad, and Shay Hatten) has a lot of heavy lifting to do for this introduction, as the helmer wants to make something massive with this endeavor, filling the frame with characters, environments, and motivations, and he’s not shy about lifting from other sources, with “Dune” a primary influence on the production. Snyder has his obsessions and his directorial sameness, struggling to sell “A Child of Fire” as something intense and involving when the viewing experience is quite the opposite. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Anyone But You
Once a staple of multiplex entertainment, the romantic comedy has shifted in popularity, with streaming services and cable channels flooding the market with weekly offerings of love and misunderstandings. Screenwriters Ilana Wolpert and Will Gluck (who also directs) seek to return the ways of attraction to the big screen with “Anyone But You,” which follows the misadventures of two people struggling to define their attraction to each other after a one-night stand goes wrong. There should be some degree of fun here, especially with an Australian setting and a premise that’s built for at least passable wackiness. Unfortunately, Gluck goes leaden with the picture, which is hit by charisma-free leads trying to pass themselves off as seasoned comedians, and writing that’s strictly working on a sitcom level of engagement, making heart and humor nearly impossible to find in this depressing endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
When “Aquaman” was released in 2018, the world was radically different. Audiences were still interested in patronizing movie theaters, and they were especially open to seeing the D.C. Extended Universe present its most challenging hero to cinematically realize, turning the James Wan-directed picture into the biggest moneymaker of the bunch. Few expected such a rhapsodic response, but “Aquaman” was genuinely fun, giving viewers a true comic book ride with epic scale and a likable hero. A drumming octopus didn’t hurt the cause either. In 2023, comic book films have taken a hit, and the DCEU is being reorganized, with “Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom” the last gasp for the old direction, offering the King of the Seven Seas a final chance to wow with a sequel that finds Wan working hard to dazzle the crowds, adding grander visual effects, more thunderous action, and bigger family issues. If only there was a decent script to tie it all together in a meaningful way. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Memory (2023)
The unpredictable ways of the human heart are followed in “Memory,” with writer/director Michel Franco (“Sundown”) exploring an unusual situation of support from unlikely, or perhaps forbidden, sources. While it initially presents itself as a tale of struggle involving a parent’s quest to keep herself together as motherhood and additional responsibilities challenge her sobriety, the writing evolves into something much darker yet oddly remains tender, boosted by strong performances from leads Jessica Chastain and Peter Sarsgaard. “Memory” is a delicate picture, and not an easy one to process as Franco works through some difficult areas of character guilt and behavior. However, his spare approach permits access to this thorny tale of connection, which provides an unexpectedly challenging viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Migration
For their second release of 2023, Illumination (who scored a massive hit with last spring’s “The Super Mario Bros. Movie”) goes to the birds with “Migration,” which remains within the company’s mandate to provide short, cartoony entertainment for family audiences. For this endeavor, the struggles of ducks trying to find their way south is the premise, and the director is Benjamin Renner, who’s done excellent work with past efforts “Ernest & Celestine” and “The Big Bad Wolf and Other Tales.” Renner has some adjustments to make going from small productions to the big time with Illumination, and he handles the job with some confidence, arranging an energetic viewing experience that does particularly well with frantic physical action. “Migration” doesn’t have the most inspired voice cast, but it’s still an enjoyable time with amusing characters and terrific animation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Color Purple (2023)
Broadway is open to all kinds of stories, making room for a variety of dramatic voices and tales of struggle. However, it’s a little difficult to understand the thinking that went into the transformation of Alice Walker’s 1982 book, “The Color Purple,” into a stage musical, with the original material dealing with all sorts of violence and bleakness, which isn’t normally used as a launch point for song and dance. Clearly, the idea worked, with the show doing extremely well since its debut in 2005, wowing audiences with the pure talent of the cast and the bigness of the material, sharing such raw emotion with immediacy only live theater can provide. Looking to reignite interest in the material, producers have returned “The Color Purple” to the screen (the novel was previously adapted into a 1985 Steven Spielberg film), looking to bring the musical event to a wide audience. The effort is appreciable and the acting is alive, but the loss of live performances is felt in this diluted take on female spirit and endurance. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – All of Us Strangers
Writer/director Andrew Haigh (“45 Years,” “Lean on Pete”) confronts unfinished business from the past in “All of Us Strangers,” which is an adaptation of a book by author Taichi Yamada. It’s a time-travel movie of sorts, though without the fantasy aspect of it all, with Haigh detailing a unique reunion between a son searching for his deceased parents, with such a connection in the past complicating a relationship in the present, giving him a chance for communication he’s been craving for decades. “All of Us Strangers” is a delicate picture about the fragility of feelings and the odyssey of unfinished business, with Haigh attempting to make something real about an unreal situation. It’s a tear-jerker, with the helmer working to hit hard with his slow-burn descent into vulnerability, and it manages to summon a special level of tenderness during the run time, creating a viewing experience with uncommon intimacy. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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4K UHD Review – Night Screams
As explored in the supplementary material on this release, 1987's "Night Screams" had a lot of difficulty in the editing room. The first cut of the film came up short, inspiring some to attempt to add padding to the feature to help bring it to a sellable run time. However, instead of using more footage from the original shoot to do so, outside sources were utilized, including sequences from 1981's "Graduation Day" and, weirdly enough, adult movies, with John Holmes, Seka, and Honey Wilder suddenly showing up in the endeavor. Delivery of these additions isn't completely clunky, sold as television and VHS viewing for couples trying to entertain themselves, but it's an odd creative choice, and would probably be more intrusive in a more exciting picture. "Night Screams" hopes to add some bloodshed to the slasher genre, but there's little effort to really dig into suspense, with director Allen Plone failing to inspire a more heated understanding of horror with this meandering attempt at violent entertainment. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com



















