Longtime actors, James A. Woods and Nicolas Wright (who both appeared in “Independence Day: Resurgence”) make their debut as writer/directors with “French Girl.” It’s a Canadian production, almost acting as a commercial for Quebec tourism, and it hopes to delight audiences looking for a lighter film about relationships and slapstick comedy, following an American’s bumbling ways when it comes to the reality of his girlfriend’s past and present. It’s not refined work from the helmers, and they can’t resist the lure of formula, sticking with the rom-com playbook from beginning to end. “French Girl” has some charm in its cast and a few ideas worth pursuing, but the predictability of it all becomes too much in the final act, and Zach Braff’s star turn is hard on the senses, watching the actor teeter on the edge of obnoxiousness as he makes it his personal mission to be the most hilarious performer in the frame at all times. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Cat City
1986's "Cat City" is a Hungarian production, with director Bela Ternovszky overseeing a study of feline crime and rodent adventuring, playing up a Ralph Bakshi-ish vibe with the picture. It's an animated exploration of heroes and villains, only Ternovszky isn't quite sure what side of the saga he wants to remain on, presenting a feature with charming visuals but limited storytelling power, with the main character becoming a supporting player, while the bad cats prove to be far more interesting to the helmer than anything else in this riff on superspy cinema, which enjoys plenty of cartoon energy. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Astrakan
David Depesseville offers a tale of extreme woe in "Astrakan," a French production that follows the days of a young, unwanted boy gradually losing control of himself due to deep emotional issues. The director goes the cinematic realism route for the endeavor, looking to capture behavior and reflection as the main character experiences a range of horrors, coping to the best of his ability. "Astrakan" provides a powerful study of adolescence and the stockpiling of pain, and Depesseville finds his way through most of the effort, capturing raw experiences and authentic performances before getting a little too drastic in the final act. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Halloween Horrors
A holiday celebration is cut short in 1993's "Halloween Horrors," with director Gary Whitson and his W.A.V.E. production company trying to bring some extra kink to the night of terror. There's no monster mash here, just a custom video quickie from Whitson, who slaps together a loose study of a father dealing with the kidnapping of his two daughters, with the women sent into a basement to endure captivity as they wait for dad to cough up a hefty ransom payment. "Halloween Horrors" isn't really much of anything, but as W.A.V.E. endeavors go, it offers brevity and some restraint when it comes to the inherent ickiness of the company's business plan, supplying only mild kicks as the helmer oversees a fresh offering of bound women and their whimpering contest. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Hayride Slaughter
2001's "Hayride Slaughter" contains very little in the way of murder and even hayrides, with director Gary Whitson investing more in a ridiculous amount of padding to help the feature reach an 85-minute-long run time. Quite literally, a third of the picture is devoted to the mundane details of a magic act and people casually conversing in a motel room. Cinema! Whitson and his W.A.V.E. Productions largely avoid the pervy route with "Hayride Slaughter," as the helmer seems to be questing to make a legitimate chiller/thriller with the endeavor, straining to cook up a serial killer story with some red herrings and a law enforcement component. W.A.V.E. movies aren't built for excitement, but a loss of fetish interests and surge of meandering screen activity tanks the viewing experience here, making for an excruciating sit at times, especially when it's clear Whitson is just making it up as he goes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Damsel (2024)
From Juan Carlos Fresndillo, the director of “28 Weeks Later”, and Dan Mazeau, the writer of “Fast X” and “Wrath of the Titans,” “Damsel” seeks to update fairy tale storytelling for a more empowered generation of viewers. Set in “a faraway land,” the feature returns to the threat of a dragon and the desperation of a kingdom, establishing a crisis not unlike the one found in 1981’s “Dragonslayer.” However, instead of magic and mystery, “Damsel” offers a YA version of danger, with the picture looking to turn star Millie Bobby Brown into a warrior strong enough to launch a new franchise of fantasy action adventures. Fresndillo supplies candied visuals and Mazeau delivers formula, making for an easily digestible viewing experience, especially for the target demographic. What the endeavor lacks is a real sense of danger and doom, missing a grand opportunity to play with the horrors of dragon combat in an ultimately disappointing effort. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Imaginary (2024)
Director Jeff Wadlow doesn’t possess the most inspired filmography. In fact, most of his endeavors have been dismal, remaining committed to the horror genre in duds like “Truth or Dare” and “Fantasy Island.” Wadlow returns to fright cinema, kinda, with “Imaginary,” also claiming a co-writing credit on the feature, which is more of a fantasy about psychological trauma than a true nail-biter. The picture also sustains the helmer’s low batting average, with Wadlow trying to mount some ambitious visuals with a limited budget, and his directorial-fu just isn’t powerful enough. “Imaginary” isn’t scary and it doesn’t hold viewer attention, though star DeWanda Wise puts in some effort to sell the ridiculousness of it all with her authoritative performance. However, such dedication isn’t strong enough to get this snoozy movie off the ground, with Wadlow providing feeble offerings of suspense along the way. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Snack Shack
With “Snack Shack,” writer/director Adam Rehmeier (“Dinner in America”) looks to teen cinema from the late 1970s and early 1980s for inspiration. It was a time where such entertainment could be incredibly coarse but also sincere, dealing with some levels of reality in a heightened representation of adolescence. It’s quite a tonal balancing job to manage, and Rehmeier is more interested in extremes than nuance, but there’s plenty to like about the movie, which examines the hustle of two kids attempting to make a small fortune any way they possibly can. There are scams, pranks, female distractions, lots of smoking and swearing, and parental disapproval, keeping “Snack Shack” busy with mischief and deep feelings. A 112-minute-long run time is a big ask from the helmer with this kind of material, but the feature has its appeal and a direct understanding of the teen boy mindset. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Ricky Stanicky
Well, that didn’t take long. Six years ago, “Dumb and Dumber” and “There’s Something About Mary” co-director Peter Farrelly won two Academy Awards for his work on “Green Book,” effectively reviving his career after a string of box office disappointments. He attempted to build on such prestige with 2022’s “The Greatest Beer Run Ever,” but the feature was largely ignored by audiences and collected little critical acclaim. Farrelly is now back in Farrelly Brothers territory with “Ricky Stanicky,” which is a return to old filmmaking habits for the helmer, overseeing yet another crude comedy with a heart of gold. The Farrelly Way has been lost for decades now, and “Ricky Stanicky” doesn’t help the cause, offering an abundance of dreadful humor and wretched writing, and it offers a moment to reevaluate the comedic worth of actor John Cena, who’s the worst thing in this excruciatingly lame movie. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Kung Fu Panda 4
DreamWorks Animation makes “Kung Fu Panda” movies, but they certainly take their time with them. “Kung Fu Panda 4” is the latest sequel in a saga that began in 2008, with the last chapter, “Kung Fu Panda 3,” released eight years ago. It felt like a franchise closer, the end of a trilogy for panda Po and his fighting ways, but the producers aren’t ready to give up on a good thing, bringing the Dragon Warrior back for a potential franchise reset that introduces new characters and reorganizes positions of power. Thankfully, the old “Kung Fu Panda” fun remains in the third sequel, with directors Mike Mitchell (“Shrek Forever After,” “Trolls”) and Stephanie Stine working to sustain action and silliness in the endeavor, which provides a nice reminder of series highlights while aiming to redirect focus in this universe of spiritual balance and overeating. “Kung Fu Panda 4” doesn’t feel tired, which is perhaps the greatest compliment the feature can receive, giving the now multi-generational audience a pleasant cinematic adventure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Accidental Texan
“Accidental Texan” is an adaptation of a 1999 novel by Cole Thompson, which was titled “Chocolate Lizards.” One can certainly understand the name change, but screenwriter Julie B. Denny endeavors to keep literary structure alive in the feature, which oversees the growth of characters as they battle with elements of their past with hopes of securing a brighter future. The movie explores the oil business in Texas, which perhaps doesn’t automatically conjure images of heroism in play, but director Mark Lambert Bristol is pursuing underdog cinema with the effort, looking to generate an audience-pleasing ride of personalities and setbacks. “Accidental Texan” isn’t interested in coloring outside the lines when it comes to dramatic stakes, but as easygoing entertainment, the picture connects in a modest manner. Bristol maintains a straightforward approach to the material, keeping viewers engaged through colorful performances and a decently enjoyable ride of ups and downs in the realms of money and matters of the heart. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate
While released with the highest of hopes for serious box office performance, 2010’s “Megamind” didn’t live up to expectations, only managing to attract a smaller audience for a DreamWorks Animation endeavor. Franchise plans were dropped, but apparently they never died. 14 years later, DreamWorks returns to “Megamind” via the launch of a streaming series, giving the new idea a feature-length pilot in “Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate,” which looks to entice fans by returning to the comedic mayhem of Metro City and its newly heroic defender. Missing from the update is all of the cast and crew, with the sequel aiming to make magic with a substantially lower budget. No more Will Ferrell, Brad Pitt, Tina Fey, and Jonah Hill in voice roles, and no more lavish CGI animation. What “Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate” does provide is a way to keep younger viewers occupied for 80 minutes, with the effort mostly about making noise, finding the writing unable to improve on the already low standards of the original film. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – First Time Female Director
Longtime actress and comedian Chelsea Peretti makes her directorial debut in the aptly titled, “First Time Female Director.” While not a faux documentary, Peretti looks to mimic the mood of Christopher Guest’s “Waiting for Guffman” with the feature, which examines the messiness of a play handled by someone who’s never had to manage large egos and tough criticism before, creating chaos after receiving a prime career opportunity. Peretti (who also scripts) gets very silly with the picture, which is a blessing, happily fumbling around with various disasters and uncomfortable interactions. “First Time Female Director” has a few sizable laughs, but the helmer isn’t big on structure or technical refinement. The whole thing feels a little too slapdash to really connect as intended, but those willing to relax expectations might find plenty of good-natured goofiness during the viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – 5lbs of Pressure
The title “5lbs of Pressure” refers to the trigger sensitivity on a gun. It’s a detail of violence in a film that’s filled with it, touching on the physical and mental wear of aggression, especially in cyclical form. Writer/director Phil Allocco has big ideas he wants to share on the state of crime and family, trying to offer a big-hearted study of people dealing with past sins and future mistakes, scrapping together a functional life to lead when facing the predatory nature of human existence. It’s easy to sense the feelings baked into the screenplay, but Allocco’s eyes are often bigger than his stomach when it comes to the cat’s cradle nature of relationships and the stress of responsibility. “5lbs of Pressure” has a tough time cutting through melodrama and limited performances to reach its potential, but it’s certainly well-intentioned work from the helmer. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – American Dreamer
Screenwriter Theodore Melfi (director of “Hidden Figures,” “The Starling,” and “St. Vincent”) examines the emotional and financial misery of a man trying to rebuild his life in “American Dreamer.” It’s not a critique of housing market woes, but something of a character study with a little dark comedy blended into the endeavor. Shot three years ago, “American Dreamer” took its time to reach screens, and after the first act passes, release hesitancy begins to makes sense. Director Paul Dektor doesn’t settle on any one mood for the feature, which doesn’t have much of a presence when it comes to humor, and it doesn’t really know what to do with dramatic entanglements. There are capable performances to help enjoy the journey, with star Peter Dinklage personally laboring to keep the movie alive, but the material grows clouded as Melfi tries to make a proper screen mess with relationships and legal affairs. The picture ends up a misfire, though one with a few inspired moments to savor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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4K UHD Review – East End Hustle
Co-writer/director Frank Vitale looks to get ugly with 1976's "East End Hustle," which is his take on the sordid ways of Canadian crime and punishment. It's a rough study of characters hunting for some type of liberation, focusing on the actions of prostitutes who've had enough of their abusive pimp, looking to make a break to preserve what's left of their sanity. Vitale and co-writer/actor Allan Moyle (who would go on to direct "Pump Up the Volume" and "Empire Records") has something sleazy in mind with "East End Hustle," but they don't have the instincts for exploitation cinema, remaining static with material that should always be on the move, and vicious activity is mostly dispiriting when the production is clearly aiming to provide something more thrilling. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Knight Chills
2001's "Knight Chills" hunts to find the horror in the world of role-playing games. Unfortunately, such genre intent is only part of the viewing experience, with the screenplay by Jeff Kennedy, Juanita Kennedy, and D.J. Perry more interested in the ways of romantic obsession and police nonsense, limiting the fantasy aspects of the picture. "Knight Chills" hopes to be something of a valentine to gaming, offering time with a group of friends and their Saturday evenings of "Dungeons & Dragons"-style imagination adventuring, sharing such concentration with viewers. The rest of the shot-on-video endeavor isn't quite as lively, with director Katherine Hicks unable to merge elements of fright and insanity into a more compelling feature. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Bloodfeast! The Adventures of Sgt. Lunch
1991's "Bloodfeast! The Adventures of Sgt. Lunch" is a goof. It was made as a distraction while director David Palamaro and his friends were involved with the military, using their base as a studio of sorts, giving them room to explore what's intended to be a supercop cinema parody, attempting to go silly with a shot-on-video endeavor. There's certainly the central idea of a heroic law enforcement officer on the hunt for crime, dealing with despicable villains and a killing machine. The humor of it all is up for debate, as Palamaro basically uses "Sgt. Lunch" (which doesn't even have an IMDB entry) as his film school, learning about the ways of timing and execution as he screws around with his buddies and their plastic guns. They're clearly having a ball making the picture, but it's not quite as fun to sit through it. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Visitors from the Arkana Galaxy
A Czechoslovakian and Yugoslavian co-production from animator Dusan Vukotic, 1981's "Visitors from the Arkana Galaxy" is a live-action cartoon from the helmer. It's a take on the creative process, exploring the runaway imagination of a writer coming into contact with his own creation, experiencing all the curiosity and madness such a meeting involves. It's a wild comedy from Vukotic, who eventually allows the film to spin out of his control, but the set-up is involving, dealing with sci-fi examination, mild eroticism, and domestic pressures, generating a unique atmosphere of exploration as matters grow stranger by the minute. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Spaceman (2024)
We have two sides of Adam Sandler these days. There’s the man who enjoys screen silliness and paid vacations, recently seen in “Murder Mystery 2” and “Hubie Halloween,” also taking a voice role in last holiday’s “Leo.” And there’s the actor side of Sandler, where he challenges himself to play various parts with focus on extracting previously unseen dramatic potential, found in “Hustle” and “Uncut Gems.” “Spaceman” has Sandler in serious mode, going across the galaxy with this tale of a cosmonaut experiencing the weight of his conscience while moving toward a celestial event, joined by a special passenger. Based on a book by Jaroslav Kalfar, “Spaceman” almost entirely relies on Sandler to communicate deep emotional wounds and physical activity, and the star is up for the acting challenge, delivering a meaningful performance in a somewhat elusive film. However, it’s one with a sharp visual sense, with director Johan Renck (“Downloading Nancy”) overseeing an interesting mystery of many dimensions. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com




















