• Film Review – It’s a Wonderful Knife

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    “It’s a Wonderful Knife” is another offering of cutesy horror, emerging from the mind of screenwriter Michael Kennedy, who played silly and stabby with his “Freaky Friday” take on slasher entertainment, 2020’s “Freaky.” It’s directed by Tyler MacIntyre, who also played around with genre attitudes and teen concerns in “Tragedy Girls.” The men collaborate on a new endeavor, striving to bring some Christmas spirit to a standard stale of horror survival, once again sold with a lighter sense of humor. Actual scares aren’t part of the deal with “It’s a Wonderful Knife,” which never rises above the debatable cleverness of its title. The feature is a loose remake of “It’s a Wonderful Life,” but Kennedy and MacIntyre don’t go full tilt frightmare with the effort, which has its share of bloodshed, but mostly plays like an episode of a CW show. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Undeclared War

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    1990's "Undeclared War" is something of a take on "The Day of the Jackal," with the material exploring the ways of an assassin and his elusive presence on the international scene, inspiring law enforcement types to find him before he kills again. There's an opening for a political thriller, but director Ringo Lam doesn't have the patience for that, going after big action and short tempers with the endeavor. Guns blaze in "Undeclared War," which has a defined villain and a clear quest for its protagonist, and the violence of the feature is periodically thrilling, sold with attention to mayhem and bodily destruction. Dramatically, the effort lacks focus, dealing with cop cliches and a tangled sense of allegiances, with the central drive for a revenge story losing its potency as the movie makes its way through an overlong tale of rage and terrorism. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Crocodile

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    We all know the story. In 1975, "Jaws" was released, becoming a box office sensation, thrilling summer audiences with spills and chills, rich characterization, and a premise virtually guaranteeing a thrill ride at the theater. The movie helped to change the way Hollywood did business, and it introduced the world to the directorial mastery of Steven Spielberg. The classic's legacy carries on to this day, with rereleases common and merchandise plentiful, giving generational lift to the endeavor, which has been a popular, in-demand feature for nearly 50 years. Global film industries took notice, and they quickly began work on knockoffs, desperate to sweep up the coins Universal Pictures left behind when dealing with the unexpected explosion of "Jaws"-mania. 1979's "Crocodile" (a.k.a. "Crocodile Fangs") is a Korean-Thai production hoping to bring monster-from-the- deep energy to the screen once again, this time using a giant reptile juiced up on atomic radiation to bring horror to fishing communities. "Crocodile" has more in common with "Godzilla," but finding a specific moviemaking approach to this absolute mess of a picture is the real viewing challenge here, with the effort sloppily stitching together vague story ideas and not-really-special effects with hopes that something resembling a coherent product will materialize in the end. It doesn't. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Therapy Dogs

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    High school can be a special time for some students. It can be Hell on Earth for others. For creators Ethan Eng and Justin Morrice, life in Cawthra Secondary School is somewhere in the middle, with the teenagers looking to capture their final year of education and camaraderie by showcasing the "truth about high school," with "Therapy Dogs" sold to staff and students as a "senior video" project, allowing them to roam the halls with cameras. It's a simple idea, but a question of reality remains with the endeavor, which isn't a documentary and doesn't qualify as drama, with the feature primarily built out of horseplay and staged incidents. There's no profound understanding of adolescence, and artfulness is limited at best, with Eng and Morrice basically making a skateboard video with occasional breaks for honest observation, trying to sell a scattered, occasionally tedious study of low impulse control as an epic examination of what it's like to grow up, get real, and enjoy one last year of educational and social opportunities. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – Motel Hell

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    1980's "Motel Hell" entered the box office race at a special time in horror history, trying to find an audience for the Halloween holiday after "Friday the 13th" managed to dominate the early summer, inspiring studios to scramble for similar low-budget endeavors. Writers Robert and Steven-Charles Jaffe weren't looking to crank out yet another slasher offering with the picture, trying to infuse the material with as much humor as they could get away with, delivering a screen nightmare that's more about oddity than offing victims. Studio interests eventually tried to bend "Motel Hell" into a more generic direction, but the feature, while not really a laugh-out-loud viewing experience, is quite inventive in the ghoulishness department, representing a last gasp of storytelling eccentricity before the industry demanded nothing but "Friday the 13th" knockoffs. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Priscilla

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    Last year, there was “Elvis,” with director Baz Luhrmann transforming the life and times of Elvis Presley into a tornado of filmmaking, performance, and music, aiming to show as much respect as possible with a sympathetic portrait of the iconic entertainer. The King returns to screens in “Priscilla,” with writer/director Sofia Coppola aiming for a more critical understanding of Elvis, examining the experience of his wife, using Priscilla Presley’s 1985 memoir, “Elvis and Me,” as the basis for this exploration of relationship woes. Coppola doesn’t have any interest in the glitz of the Elvis experience, retaining her concentration on the meditative touches of indie moviemaking, crafting something of a companion picture to her 2006 effort, “Marie Antoinette,” with both tales examining the ways of women stuck in strange situations of luxury and submission, gradually recognizing such imprisonment. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Marsh King’s Daughter

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    “The Marsh King’s Daughter” is an adaptation of a 2017 novel by Karen Dionne, and it’s frequently listed as a thriller. The film version, written by Elle Smith and Mark L. Smith, certainly offers a climax with more physical activity and gun-toting gamesmanship, but the bulk of the story primarily remains a study of psychological erosion and trauma, detailing one woman’s battle to reclaim her sanity after living with a specialized form of abuse as a child. Director Neil Burger (“Voyagers,” “The Upside,” “Divergent”) aims to make an atmospheric picture with a strong dramatic core, but he only gets halfway there. “The Marsh King’s Daughter” has powerful moments of performance and character examination, especially when dealing with the pure horror of parental manipulation, but the two sides of the endeavor don’t snap together, leaving the viewing experience uneven and the conclusion unsatisfying. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Sly

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    Last June, there was “Arnold.” A three-part documentary on the life and times of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the picture couldn’t reach all areas of the star’s experience, but it provided a fascinating overview of his career and personal life. Now there’s “Sly,” with director Thom Zimny (“Elvis Presley: The Searcher,” and a large number of Bruce Springsteen projects) taking a look at the ways of Sylvester Stallone, with the other ‘80s action hero handed a thoughtful inspection with help from the actor. Unfortunately, “Sly” is about half as long as “Arnold,” allowing for less concentration on the fine details of Stallone’s days, and while plenty of information is missing from the movie, Zimny still creates a riveting portrait of a driven man making his way through a peculiar career, taking note of the inspirations and events that pushed him through achievement and failure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – What Happens Later

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    Meg Ryan doesn’t act much anymore, and when she does, she’s been using her star power to support her directorial endeavors. In 2015, there was the little seen “Ithica,” and now there’s “What Happens Later,” which returns Ryan to the screen in a major part, also handling scripting duties with Kirk Lynn and Steven Dietz, adapting his 2008 play, “Shooting Star.” Ryan’s playing to her strengths with the effort, which returns the actress to the romantic comedy subgenre that boosted her career over 30 years ago, but general sweetness is limited here. The material is more interested in the ways of aging and soured relationships, getting into the unfinished business between two people who loved each other long ago, reuniting for a night during an airport layover. “What Happens Later” isn’t big on tingles, but it does have Ryan and co-star David Duchovny, who share decent chemistry in this tale of regret, helping to bring an otherwise static but deeply felt picture to life. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

     

  • Film Review – Quiz Lady

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    While mostly appreciated for her work in documentaries (including “In the Realms of the Unreal” and “Misconception”), director Jessica Yu has been known to get silly on occasion, going weird with previous endeavors, such as 2007’s “Ping Pong Playa.” She’s back with wackiness for “Quiz Lady,” which tracks the rising anxiety of a modest woman with a brilliant mind forced out into the open by her eccentric sister, pointed toward game show domination. The cuteness of the idea only gets the feature part of the way, while Yu and screenwriter Jen D’Angelo (“Totally Killer,” “Hocus Pocus 2”) go overly broad with the effort, aiming to crank up the bigness of it all while retaining some emotional pull with viewers. “Quiz Show” is a strange viewing experience, with Yu navigating some distinct highs and lows with the effort, which is charming enough at times, but never quite lands its major laughs. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Death on the Border

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    Actress Wendy Wilkins makes her directorial debut with “Death on the Border,” which examines the violence and misery of human trafficking in Mexico and America, with more of a focus on how this aggression particularly targets vulnerable girls. It’s an admirable idea from Wilkins, who hopes to provide a heartfelt understanding of trauma and terror concerning the loss of life and innocence. It’s the actual filmmaking that torpedoes the viewing experience, with Wilkins also handling screenplay duties, and she’s all over the place with characters and timelines, making a big mess out of something that should be played as simply as possible to best connect with its audience. “Death on the Border” is clumsy work, presenting a sloppy understanding of pain and faith, while the story itself is a jumble of names and places, often offered without essential organization. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Fingernails

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    The future of love is put to a special test in “Fingernails,” which opens with a card exploring the science of fingers, and how nails can sometimes be useful in the prediction of heart disease. It’s a different kind of ailment that’s examined in the screenplay by Sam Steiner, Stavros Raptis, and Christos Nikou (who also directs), with the writers taking a long look at the chemical and emotional ways of attraction, following a woman’s experience as she acquires a job at a company that’s dedicated to the physiological deduction of relationship longevity. “Fingernails” is an odd one, but not off-putting for the most part, with Nikou clearly looking to make something slightly peculiar about a universal experience, examining the inner drive of desire and the complications that come with it. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Rumble Through the Dark

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    Last month, there was “Desperation Road,” where author Michael Farris Smith adapted his own novel for the screen, exploring the gut-rot ways of guilt and need in rural America. He’s back with “Rumble Through the Dark,” which also happens to be a tale of the gut-rot ways of guilt and need in America. Smith certainly has a love of hardscrabble lives facing the corrosive ways of violence, doing well with the pain of “Desperation Road,” while the hardness of “Rumble Through the Dark” is more of an ask for viewers, especially with an overlong feature that tends to settle on suffering instead of moving forward with storytelling. However, directors Graham and Parker Phillips bring some style to the picture, helping to turn a lengthy journey into agony into something cinematic, while Smith does a capable job of escalation, taking the long way around to a rough conclusion that finds its intended emotionality. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Helen’s Dead

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    “Helen’s Dead” is meant to be a wacky murder mystery featuring a cast of characters scheming and screaming their way through a disastrous dinner party. Co-writers Amy Brown Carver and K. Asher Levin (who also directs) have something in mind with the feature, playing into a “Clue”-style atmosphere of frantic people dealing with a murder and their own antagonisms, but it’s a long night with these personalities. “Helen’s Dead” is roughly handled by Levin (“Dig,” “Cougars Inc.”), who’s way too permissive with his cast, encouraging improvisations and overacting to a point where the endeavor feels like a filmed stage show performed for friends and family. The writing adds turns and confrontations to keep things interesting, but the picture mostly tests viewer patience, offering little in the way of inspired madness as things go from bad to worse for the guests at a doomed gathering. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Black Noise

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    Three people are credited as screenwriters for “Black Noise,” and it’s a movie that’s primarily made up of scenes where characters are walking around with weapons in their hands, silently making their way through various environments. There’s some type of alien invasion story in play here, but the actual film doesn’t pay much attention to it, instead trying to reach a sellable run time with the least amount of drama possible while the cast and crew enjoy tropical locations. Sean-Michael Argo, Leigh Scott, and Philippe Martinez (who also directs) aren’t motivated to do much of anything with “Black Noise,” which provides a simple overview of survival, with an extraction team coming up against an unknown force in St. Maarten. There’s some attempt at emotion and action, but nothing is pursued in full, with the endeavor feeling like a half-completed offering of sci-fi entertainment. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe

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    Jessie Ventura went from being a professional wrestling personality to being an actor, and during his transition phase, "The Body" managed to find himself acting alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger. The pair made a fine mess of things in 1987's "Predator" and "The Running Man," and while Ventura was regulated to supporting roles, he managed to make an impression with his size and steely line delivery. Ventura's dramatic career didn't exactly take off, but he was offered a chance to follow in Schwarzenegger's footsteps, with 1990's "Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe" giving him a chance to play a "Terminator"-type, stepping into the role of an alien cop on the hunt for a villain looking for ultimate power in a tiny New York town during the Christmas season. Helping to reinforce the mood is the casting of Sven-Ole Thorsen as the villain, who also worked alongside Schwarzenegger (even doing time on "Predator" and "The Running Man"), giving the production a battle of size to go along with writer/director Damian Lee's vision for sci- fi/action entertainment. "Abraxas" is a little too knotted with terms and fantasy touches, especially when Lee barely has money to make the movie, but as an offering of bottom shelf entertainment, one could do worse than a weirdly detailed battle for the future highlighting bulky characters and their struggles with chases, showdowns, and enunciation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Revenge of the Cheerleaders

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    Always on the hunt for a trend to exploit, Hollywood producers found unusual inspiration in the ways of high school antics involving cheerleaders and their never-ending battle with lust, love, and rivals. 1973's "The Cheerleaders" made some money, and that's all the industry needs to chase moviegoing habits, with 1974's "The Swinging Cheerleaders" also providing hearty drive-in entertainment and sizable profit, keeping the brand name going. 1976's "Revenge of the Cheerleaders" is yet another attempt to capture viewer imagination with a fresh presentation of excitable girls, dim- witted boys, and a school staff trying to maintain some sense of order with oversexed teenagers. Director Richard Lerner doesn't have a major creative challenge on his hands with the project, mostly employed to contain the inherent chaos of the shoot. "Revenge of the Cheerleaders" is pure zaniness, eschewing the shaping of a story to deal mostly with mischief and non sequitur scenes, also paying close attention to the needs of audiences who've come to watch characters disrobe and enjoy tomfoolery. It's tough to say if this even qualifies as an actual film, but Lerner's permissiveness with it all does have a certain period charm, with the picture happy to go anywhere it pleases. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – At Dawn They Sleep

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    2000's "At Dawn They Sleep" intends to rethink the concept of a vampire movie. Writer/director/star Brian Paulin hopes to disrupt typical horror happenings with this shot-on-video endeavor, which doesn't showcase any heroes, just villains, engaged in a battle of Heaven and Hell, which somehow involves the process of feeding on flesh, car chases, and John Woo-style shootouts. Paulin inhales a great number of cinematic influences to help breathe life into the picture, which is a backyard production, but makes some effort to be a little bigger than the average SOV offering. "At Dawn They Sleep" is ambitious, which is nice to see, and the Fangoria generation is likely the target demographic for the feature, as it's filled with blood and guts, scored to death metal selections. Refined filmmaking and decent performances aren't invited to the party, but Paulin makes a noticeable effort to do something askew here, which makes a difference. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Funny Ha Ha

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    2002's "Funny Ha Ha" is a movie about the wandering ways of youth confronted by the troubling demands of adulthood. It's largely credited as the introduction to the "mumblecore" movement, where a small group of indie filmmakers elected to forgo scripted dialogue and refined performances to deliver observations of human behavior, supported by the lowest emotional stakes imaginable. The "mumblecore" label has never made sense, as mumbling isn't even a feature of these productions, with stammering more prominent, especially in "Funny Ha Ha," with writer/director Andrew Bujalski primarily turning on his camera and letting amateur actors feel around scenes, looking to achieve a sense of life while focusing on nothing in particular. There's ennui and there's inertia, with Bujalski's helming debut trying to study love and listlessness, making for a dry viewing experience with little dramatic reward. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Pain Hustlers

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    Director David Yates received the career boost of a lifetime when he was selected to guide the last four movies in the “Harry Potter” saga, bringing darkness and depth to the franchise as it matured with its audience. His work outside of the series has been greatly disappointing, failing to show the same storytelling confidence as before, including a return to J.K. Rowling land with the instantly forgettable “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” features. “Pain Hustlers” is Yates’s effort to move past wizard woes, with the British director turning his attention to the American pharmaceutical market, joining screenwriter Wells Tower (adapting a book by Evan Hughes) on this study of the rise of the fentanyl market and the corrupt business practices of those profiting from the misery of others. It’s an important tale to tell, but Yates doesn’t have an original take, reheating “The Wolf of Wall Street” to connect the dots in this scattered study of unbridled greed and dubious morality. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com