• Blu-ray Review – Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

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    The key to 2010's "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" was its sincerity. It was a genuinely awful feature from an enormously incompetent filmmaker, a man who thought he could match his idol Alfred Hitchcock in the suspense department, only to make a mind-numbingly tedious, technically disastrous picture about global warming, attacking birds, and young people dealing with vaguely defined vocational triumphs. Of course, it was hilarious to watch, leaning into every last creative pothole writer/director James Nguyen created, encountering a movie that had absolutely no ambition beyond being a movie, and it often failed at that. Molded into a midnight madness phenomenon, sold on its badness, "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" transformed into something of a hit. And with any unexpected cinematic success comes a sequel, whether we want one or not. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Birdemic: Shock and Terror

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    As bad movies go, 2010's "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" basically came out of nowhere. Writer/director James Nguyen was a struggling filmmaker with a defined Hitchcock fetish, trying to make a career out of "romantic thrillers," channeling "Vertigo" with 2003's "Julie and Jack," somehow acquiring the acting services of Tippi Hedren in the process. The helmer turns to "The Birds" to inspire the violence of "Birdemic," but Nguyen's love of cinema doesn't translate to filmmaking competence, emerging with…well, whatever "Birdemic" is. It's not a fright feature, with attempts to scare viewers with deadly avian attacks using mid-'90s computer effects always ineffective. It's not a heartwarming study of new love, as the acting is amateurish, with the performers struggling to express a single human emotion during the run time. The effort is one huge question mark of intent and execution, with Nguyen aiming to be sincere with his offering of a climate crisis-minded romantic picture with a large body count, adding his bizarre vision to the hall of fame of goofball endeavors. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Beanie Bubble

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    2023’s filmmaking fascination with the history of consumer products returns with “The Beanie Bubble,” which follows recent releases such as “BlackBerry,” “Air,” and “Tetris,” with these movies all endeavoring to make a slick cinematic ride using the details of business dealings and ethics. For the latest installment in this series, the tale goes small and plush, with “The Beanie Bubble” examining the tremendous popularity of Beanie Babies, which grew from an idea for a different kind of stuffed animal into a billion-dollar business during the 1990s. However, this isn’t the story of eccentric owner Ty Warner and his financial dealings, with co-directors Damien Kulash and Kristin Gore (who also scripts) looking to change the POV to the three women in his life, who all contributed to his success and received nothing but aggravation and betrayal for their efforts. “The Beanie Bubble” carries some high energy at times, but it really strikes gold with performances, with the actors fully understanding the tone of the feature, gracefully playing levels of frustration. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Oppenheimer

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    There is some interesting bravery involved in the production of “Oppenheimer,” with writer/director Christopher Nolan using his power in Hollywood to get a major studio to finance and release a three-hour-long examination of atomic bomb development, unleashing it in the middle of the summer moviegoing season. Now there’s a flex one doesn’t see every day, and the picture certainly reflects a steely concentration from Nolan to deliver an extended study of a complex man and his dealings with military, marital, and political forces during a turbulent time in American history. “Oppenheimer” tries to combat the bigness of the production with a depiction of highly internalized behavior brewing within a carefully composed man. Nolan does his Nolan thing with the endeavor, but he’s also making an Oliver Stone film in a way, highlighting the sinister ways of scientific breakthroughs and the poundings of government conspirators, playing with time, color, and a Boys Town-sized cast of actors trying to make themselves seen in a lengthy effort that mostly features men talking. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Barbie (2023)

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    “Barbie” is the first major motion picture for the Mattel toy line, which has enjoyed generational success since its debut in 1959. The doll has become an iconic plaything in the lives of young people around the globe, selling primarily to girls, giving them a world of glamour, fantasy, and vocational possibility (at least eventually) to enjoy, with all the commercialization opportunities a corporation could ask for. “Barbie” is queen when it comes to the toy aisle, and she’s now a movie (at least not an artlessly animated one), and one that will probably have limited appeal to anyone under 13 years of age. Enter co-writer/director Greta Gerwig, who’s out to confront gender inequality and sexism with this endeavor (co-scripted by Noah Baumbach), attempting to use the plasticized universe of Barbie and her friends to take on societal ills, blended with some dance sequences and exaggerated production design achievements. “Barbie” is meant to be whip-smart and challenging, with Gerwig and Baumbach trying to do something inspirational with their feature, giving it sass and style to reach its creative goals. Genuine wit and a focused to-do list of criticism hasn’t made the final cut, which is definitely colorful and built for die-hard “Barbie” fans, but the whole film feels like a first draft of ideas and concepts in desperate need of refinement. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Fear the Night

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    Writer/director Neil LaBute worked out some genre wiggles with 2022’s “House of Darkness,” blending some horror experience into his usual brew of charged conversations, retaining a theatrical presence for a study of unease. LaBute returns with “Fear the Night,” which is an action cinema offering from a helmer not normally known for physical acts of survival, always more comfortable with agitated psychological states. “Fear the Night” retains LaBute’s love of dialogue and head games, but it’s a more violent presentation of exploitation interests, with star Maggie Q portraying a tough woman facing off against a team of men in small town America. There’s death and some destruction, and, true to form, LaBute brings some gender hostilities to the endeavor, which adds something different to the usual submission of survival panic and one-person-army screen activity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Island (2023)

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    There’s some hope at the beginning of “The Island” that director Shaun Paul Piccinino (“A California Christmas,” “Holiday Harmony,” “A California Christmas: City Light”) will understand the filmmaking assignment ahead of him, working with screenwriters Michael Caissie and Philippe Martinez (“Christmas in Paradise,” “Christmas in the Caribbean”) to deliver a straightforward action movie featuring a furious hero going after a despicable bad guy in a tropical setting. Helping the cause is star Michael Jai White, who tries to go the Van Damme/Seagal/Stallone/Schwarzenegger/Norris route, delivering a charmingly tough guy performance in a picture that truly needs a hit of enjoyable steeliness, playing up the western atmosphere the production is occasionally trying to conjure. “The Island” doesn’t sustain such fury, with Piccinino throttling any potential excitement, trapped between the dramatic inclinations of the material and audience expectations, with viewers left shortchanged when it comes to hard-charging genre activity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Cobweb

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    Screenwriter Chris Thomas Devlin, who scripted 2022’s lame “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” reworking, returns to the darkness with “Cobweb,” which is another genre effort from a person who struggled to come up with something passably menacing for a horror icon to do. Thankfully, the stakes are lower this time around, as Devlin returns with a haunted house story in way, taking inspiration from the work of Edgar Allan Poe to generate a fear factor for “Cobweb,” which examines the terror of a young boy stuck in a house that contains something living behind the walls. Director Samuel Bodin is tasked with conjuring the creeps for viewers in the mood for sinister business occurring around a static location. He has some fun ideas for nightmare imagery, but the writing clearly struggles to provide a feature-length experience with short film material, adding some unnecessary stillness to a premise that should be played as swiftly as possible. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Wild Orchid 2: Blue Movie Blue

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    Zalman King was once a young actor trying to build a career in Hollywood, finding his way into television work, eventually graduating to features, including roles in 1977's "Blue Sunshine" and 1981's "Galaxy of Terror." King wasn't a remarkable performer, with career opportunities eventually drying up. A move behind the camera changed everything for him, taking on directorial duties for 1988's "Two Moon Junction," allowed to indulge his interest in erotic entertainment. The effort found its audience on VHS, where it became a staple of mom-and-pop video store selections, giving King an opportunity to keep working the system, returning to a similar study of distress and undress in 1989's "Wild Orchid," which enjoyed tremendous publicity due to the possible all-too-real heat generated between stars Mickey Rourke and Carre Otis, creating another picture perfectly suited for the rental market and late-night cable enjoyment. It was another green light for King's creative wheelhouse, and he jumps right back into the thick of sensual distress with 1991's "Wild Orchid 2: Blue Movie Blue" (aka "Wild Orchid II: Two Shades of Blue"), which carries a head-turning title, but actually has nothing to do with the 1989 endeavor, as King, who returns to write and direct, seeks a new screen adventure featuring an impressionable young woman and the world of predatory men she inhabits. "Wild Orchid 2" isn't a bold leap forward in imagination from King, who mostly rests on his laurels here, once again giving viewers an uneasy mixture of heated encounters and sexual violence, trying to craft a soap opera to give what's basically an exploitation offering some softness, helping the audience digest a story that's quick to dive into unpleasantness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Infinity Pool

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    Brandon Cronenberg hasn't been shy about following filmmaking interests associated with his father, David, with the pair looking to tackle societal and emotional issues through surreal storytelling and violence. With 2012's "Antiviral" and 2020's "Possessor," Cronenberg did a wonderful job establishing himself as a helmer to watch, figuring out his own way with tales of diseased minds and severe consequences. With "Infinity Pool," Cronenberg comes dangerously close to self-parody, once again exploring a hazy world of human corruption, only without a sharper sense of storytelling that made his first two endeavors quite memorable. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – The Flesh Merchant

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    1993's "The Flesh Merchant" is a strange blend of a T.V. cop show and fetish video. Director Mike Tristano and screenwriter Steve Jarvis look to make their own version of a police adventure with the picture, which follows the focus of two detectives on the hunt for a human trafficker who's made things personal, pitting the might of the LAPD against the brutality of goons trying to sell young women around the world. There's a big "been there, done that" vibe to the shot-on-video feature, with Tristano bringing nothing even remotely new to the supercop experience, content to rely on the same old stuff, found most frequently on network television. What's slightly different here is violence, as the helmer takes his time with brutality involving female characters, really lingering on suffering and humiliation in a way that suggests Tristano has some gender issues he needs to work out with a therapist. Promoted as exploitation, "The Flesh Merchant" is dreary and inert, in need of a much tighter edit and less focus on extended sequences of misery, which sucks all the potential bottom-shelf fun out of the endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Goodbye, 20th Century

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    1998's "Goodbye, 20th Century" is a Macedonian production, coming from local filmmakers trying to make themselves seen with an extremely odd endeavor. Directors Darko Mitrevski and Aleksander Popovski aim for the surreal and the extreme with the picture, which keeps them occupied enough to forgo most attempts at storytelling. "Goodbye, 20th Century" is mostly invested in the visual experience, with the movie impressively mounted, highlighting wonderful cinematography. It's only a shame the feature as a whole isn't nearly as compelling as its surface appeal. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – They Cloned Tyrone

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    The screenplay for “They Cloned Tyrone,” written by Tony Rettenmaier and Juel Taylor (who also directs), recalls the golden age of Spike Lee moviemaking, where the talented filmmaker took genuine creative risks with his work, creating cultural and social commentaries with skill. Lee has nothing to do with the effort, but his essence remains in the picture, which is a compelling mix of mystery and conspiracy, endeavoring to understand the Black Experience from a different, more bizarre perspective that retains a sharp satiric edge. “They Cloned Tyrone” is unusual and engrossing at times, with Rettenmaier and Taylor blending the vibe of 1970s cinema with an incisive understanding of character and paranoia, dealing with the broken ways of life as it’s experienced today. It’s never quite outrageous or intense as it initially appears, but it’s a fascinating story told well by the production. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Bird Box Barcelona

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    If Sandra Bullock isn’t going to agree to do a sequel, it’s time to expand the universe. That’s the general vibe of “Bird Box Barcelona,” which is an attempt to do something with the monster streaming success of 2018’s “Bird Box,” where Bullock did battle with mysterious forces as her character made her way through a world gone mad, protecting children in her care. The feature was odd but effective, capturing a rich sense of confusion and horror as an unexplained event unfolded for a desperate woman. Bullock was the major selling point of the movie, but she’s not around for “Barcelona,” which passes the franchise to a new lead character experiencing a bizarre crisis of faith and sanity. Writer/directors David and Alex Pastor are tasked with expanding the “Bird Box” universe with the new picture, and they go to some interesting places with the premise, which retains the apocalyptic grimness fans are looking for, only lacking some star power when it needs it the most. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Flood (2023)

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    In 2019, there was “Crawl,” with director Alexandre Aja tasked with creating a tense chiller featuring a raging hurricane, characters trapped in a flooded space, and the presence of alligators looking for an easy meal. Instead of being just another B-movie, Aja managed to achieve tremendous suspense and a full sense of danger with the film, which was rewarded with healthy box office returns. “The Flood” features basically the same plot, once again observing characters getting wet and restless as they search for safety, trying to avoid advancing alligators during a hellacious weather event. Similarities are perhaps intentional, but “Crawl” had something of a budget and a commitment to screen tension. “The Flood” looks cheaply produced and remains shockingly slow, with director Brandon Slagle refusing to pick up the pace for this simple study of terror. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Miracle Club

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    “The Miracle Club” carries the initial glow of a simple tale of Irish guilt, meeting four characters all dealing with domestic and emotional issues, setting out to find a way to cure all that ails them through the power of faith. Screenwriters Jimmy Smallhorne, Timothy Prager, and Joshua D. Maurer work with a period setting and seemingly tight community interplay to get the picture on its feet, but there’s some darkness to the endeavor that becomes prioritized by the material, making a seemingly candied time with eccentric personalities much more interesting as the story unfolds. “The Miracle Club” takes some time to drill to the core of personal issues and fears, but it gets there, with compelling ideas on religious influence and trust, and performances are outstanding, bringing true depth to seemingly shallow writing. The cast helps “The Miracle Club” find its way and avoid the lure of cliché, touching on some richly dramatic areas of ache during this strange journey to salvation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Quicksand (2023)

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    There’s truth in advertising with “Quicksand,” which mostly takes place in a pit of the viscous stuff, watching two characters manage a fight for their lives as they deal with survival challenges while slowly sinking into the ground. It’s a simple concept, and the screenplay by Matt Pitts doesn’t push too hard when trying to add complications to the situation, sticking with physical attacks and psychological decline. As for suspense, “Quicksand” doesn’t provide much of a thrill ride, with the low-budget nature of the production greatly limiting its ability to create tension. Instead of chills, director Andres Beltran hopes to hit the heart, transforming a dire situation of certain doom for a troubled couple into study of long-term commitment, which limits the potential for B-movie excitement I’m sure many are expecting from this slow-burn endeavor. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Channel

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    Writer/director William Kaufman (“The Marine 4: Moving Target,” “Jarhead 3: The Siege”) has spent most of his career making action movies, and he tries once again to contribute to genre highlights with “The Channel.” It’s a tough guy examination of brotherly duty and catastrophic mistakes made while in the pursuit of criminal activity, giving the helmer plenty of time to stage shoot-outs and chases, and he keeps the masculine energy flowing throughout the endeavor, which is not short on characters referring to one another as “bro.” There’s clear intent to do something manly with the production, but Kaufman doesn’t have a lot of fresh ideas for the feature, which is reliant on cliched events and bland personalities, putting most focus on the replication of other, better crime films, including “Heat,” “Scarface,” and “Point Break.” “The Channel” (a title that refers to a special neighborhood in New Orleans) can’t get beyond predictability, with sameness overwhelming the viewing experience. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Breathless (1983)

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    1983's "Breathless" is hobbled before it even has a chance to show its stuff, emerging as a remake of an adored and influential 1960 Jean-Luc Godard film. One could argue that a second bite of the apple wasn't necessary, but screenwriters L.M. Kit Carson and Jim McBride (who also directs) bravely march forward with their take, which aims to provide a more manic understanding of behavior and lovesick psychology. The remake goes bigger and bolder in many respects, working to bring the central story into the 1980s, blending elements of rock and roll, comic books, and crime into a character study that's entirely dependent on the acting chops of its two leads, Richard Gere and Valerie Kaprisky. Such thespian might is open for discussion in "Breathless," which carries appreciable energy from McBride, who's aiming for something weird and itchy with the feature, putting a little too much faith in the actors, who seem very self-conscious in any moment that doesn't require them to be naked. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com 

  • Blu-ray Review – Dr. Giggles

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    Universal Studios was in a strange place in the early 1990s. The studio was producing and distributing a wildly diverse slate of features, mostly aiming for singles and doubles with one-weekend wonders to maintain profitability, often turning to horror to conquer the box office, making money with "Child's Play" sequels and kooky efforts, such as "The People Under the Stairs." But genre entertainment was facing a downturn in popularity, facing an oversaturated marketplace and a lack of bright ideas. Enter "Dr. Giggles," with co-writer/director Manny Coto ("Star Kid") aiming to create a new Universal Monster in the form of a madman posing as a medical professional, working to eliminate residents of a small town using various tools of the trade. His trademark? A laugh, of course. There's not a lot to "Dr. Giggles" beyond its premise, forcing Coto to jazz up the work with style and bloodshed, also making a decision to go camp with the picture, which wears out its welcome in a hurry. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com