• 4K UHD Review – The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

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    In the 1980s, Director Tobe Hooper signed a three-picture deal with Cannon Films, who gave him money to make "Lifeforce," time to craft "Invaders from Mars," and a demand that he return to the source of his greatest creative success, delivering a sequel to his iconic 1973 shocker, "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre." It's not easy to make a follow-up to a movie known for its distinct take on berserk horror, but Hooper and screenwriter L.M. Kit Carson try to make deafening magic happen again with "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," which returns to the wilds of Texas to explore more hellraising with Leatherface and his demented, cannibalistic family. Hooper and Carson aren't completely committed to replicating the previous feature, delivering a wild first half that that successfully reintroduces a terrible threat with a different approach, turning the whole thing into a John Waters production, only with more extreme violence (sold with triumphantly macabre artistry by Tom Savini and his team). "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" is bonkers, with Hooper trying to combat repetition by going deeper into lunacy, attempting to blend black comedy with grisly encounters, and it works for little while, providing a freewheeling exaggeration of genre extremity, nicely performed by an impressively committed cast. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Satan’s Little Helper

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    Writer/director Jeff Lieberman made a name for himself with strange genre offerings, building a career with 1976's "Squirm" and 1978's "Blue Sunshine." He pushed through the 1980s working on projects such as "Just Before Dawn" and "Remote Control," eventually stepping away from helming opportunities to manage other professional obligations. "Satan's Little Helper" is Lieberman's return to duty, with the 2004 endeavor aiming to revisit his sense of humor with a darkly comedic tale of murder involving a serial killer and the little boy who worships him. "Satan's Little Helper" aims to be cheeky and merciless, which is a strange tonal combination for anyone to manage, requiring a special creative touch that Lieberman struggles to maintain, unable to generate an inviting flow of mischief to help viewers understand how he wants them to react. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Pandora’s Mirror

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    The demands of temptation are examined in 1981's "Pandora's Mirror," which pits star Veronica Hart against the lure of an enchanted mirror and all the desire it offers. It's adult cinema with some sense of class and storytelling ambition, presenting erotic vignettes from writer/director Shaun Costello (billed as "Warren Evans"), who attempts to create a sensorial experience with the endeavor while enjoying the time travel aspects of the tale. Of course, there's not a major budget to fully realize the premise, but Costello gets the effort up and moving quickly, replicating the romance novel experience with the feature, which is actually quite engaging between scenes of carnal activity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Grand Jete

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    "Grand Jete" is a German production about the timeless love between a boy and his mother. Well, perhaps not timeless. And "love" here means "a sudden sexual relationship." Screenwriter Anna Melikova has the challenge of bringing Anke Stelling's book to the screen, making sense of incest and profound psychological problems, which aren't easy to watch. Director Isabelle Stever tries to find her own way to approach such a sensitive topic, electing to fully immerse the picture in a sensorial viewing experience, hoping to generate a special mood to best approach a troubling tale of obsession. "Grand Jete" doesn't go full Haneke, but it comes close, making the viewing experience both compellingly and irritatingly uncomfortable as Stever tries to put together a puzzle of mental illness, keeping away from dramatic structure for as long as possible. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Knock at the Cabin

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    With 2021’s “Old,” director M. Night Shyamalan went small, trying to keep making movies during lockdown days by containing the bulk of a story to a single location, and one away from the rest of humanity. The picture was profitable but was devoid of suspense, as Shyamalan stuck with his usual bag of tricks, turning a weird and twisty film into a predictably idiosyncratic one, bringing out the worst from the helmer. “Knock at the Cabin” continues Shyamalan’s small-scale screen adventuring, this time taking on an adaptation of Paul G. Tremblay’s novel, “The Cabin at the End of the World,” which offers a biblical showdown in the middle of the woods, forcing the production to come up with something more than Tremblay’s book to satisfy viewers expecting more bang for their buck, and confident control of screenwriting isn’t Shyamalan’s forte. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Arthur Malediction

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    In 2006, writer/director Luc Besson took a break from his usual interests in action and adult-minded fare to create one for the kids. “Arthur and the Invisibles” (titled “Arthur and the Minimoys” in Europe and beyond) didn’t make much of an impact during its initial theatrical release, but Besson was determined to do something with this brand name, which was originally a book and became a mild licensing sensation, with games, toys, and even a theme park ride tasked with expanding the fantasy feature, which was eventually joined by two sequels. If there was “Arthur”-mania, I’m sure most people missed it, but such devoted fandom makes up the plot of “Arthur Malediction,” which transforms the tale of tiny heroes and villains into a bloody slasher film that has very little to do with Besson’s original creation. This is a low-budget genre exercise from director Barthelemy Grossmann, while Besson assumes screenplay duties, looking to have some fun with the world of “Arthur and the Invisibles” without actually doing anything with the premise or characters. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Locksmith

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    Screenwriters John Glosser, Joe Russo, and Chris LaMont look to explore the ways of crime and family with “The Locksmith,” a noir-ish take on a quicksand-like dilemma facing a broken man dealing with a past filled with guilt. The writing isn’t razor sharp, but it does take care to examine various characters stuck in unwinnable situations, offering some level of attention to personality and developing distress. “The Locksmith” is a smaller film, without major dramatic firepower, but it delivers a proper sense of alarm with the lead character and his bad habits, and director Nicolas Harvard (making his helming debut) keeps things compelling, managing turns of plot and suspenseful confrontations. He also pulls a semi-interesting performance out of Ryan Phillippe, who does surprisingly well with his take on dented nobility. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Little Dixie

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    Frank Grillo typically plays tough guys, and he especially likes playing them for writer/director John Swab. “Little Dixie” is their latest collaboration, following the recent “Body Brokers” and “Ida Red,” with Grillo returning to duty as a man driven to collect his daughter from a Mexican cartel kidnapper, with the ransom an especially gruesome demand. “Little Dixie” is deeply violent material from Swab, who’s after a gritty revenge thriller with a more complicated sense of position for the characters, who aren’t simply black and white figures, but stuck in something more dangerous for all. Swab provides some blunt brutality in the endeavor, which takes the shape of a western at times, playing to Grillo’s strengths as a screen brutalizer, but the rest of the picture isn’t as convincing, with Swab handling iffy supporting performances and dramatic asides that tend to distract from the core conflict. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – The Amazing Maurice

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    “The Amazing Maurice” is an adaptation of a 2001 book by author Terry Pratchett, who took inspiration from the “Pied Piper of Hamelin” tale while creating an installment of his “Discworld” literary series. The material makes connections to stories and history, but the movie version of Pratchett’s apparently vast imagination is largely content to be a cartoon, with a somewhat “Shrek”-ian gravitational pull. “The Amazing Maurice” explores a world where a cat and his rat pals are con artists, soon coming up against a greater problem than a simple lack of funds, and screenwriter Terry Rossio (who co-scripted “Shrek,” along with “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” and Disney’s “Aladdin”) tends to emphasize the playfulness of it all, balancing British wit with Dreamworks-style cartoon antics. The production is out to entertain audiences young and old, and most of the endeavor is enjoyable, especially when it focuses on animal characters and their fight for survival. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Who Invited Charlie?

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    The ongoing study of the COVID-19 pandemic is given a slightly comedic spin in “Who Invited Charlie,” which returns viewers to the early days of panic and confusion, only the intent here is to provide viewers with some warm tingles. Dramatically, it’s an uphill climb for screenwriter Nicholas Schutt, who’s out to have some fun with memories of 2020, when the world went seriously wrong, but the story here isn’t one of sickness, at least not the physical kind. “Who Invited Charlie” aims for traditional emotional targets, examining the pressures of marriage and friendship, keeping things intimate while society is set ablaze. There are laughs to be had in the picture, which tries to keep everything approachable and understood, and there’s also a decent handle on the ways of relationships, with director Xavier Manrique attentive to performances and timing, helping Schutt reach most of his narrative goals. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Unmasking the Idol

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    If you were a filmgoer in the 1980s, perhaps you were thinking, "This James Bond movie needs more ninjas." Or maybe, "This ninja movie needs more James Bond." Well, 1986's "Unmasking the Idol" is going to be your best friend, as director Worth Skeeter attempts to merge the worlds of martial arts and superspy adventures, delivering all the excitement he can with a very limited budget, unknown actors, and sets left over from previous productions. Ambition runs pretty high here, as Skeeter strives to make a big impression with his action extravaganza, trying to deliver furious battles and elaborate escape plans while offering a tongue-in-cheek take on 007-style antics featuring a British secret agent. "Unmasking the Idol" isn't sturdily built, lacking a great deal of momentum in the second act, but it's a fun romp for the most part, as Skeeter really wants to entertain with this effort, doing what he can to delight viewers. And if you're thinking, "Does this James Bond movie about ninjas contain a supporting performance from a baboon wearing a gi?" The answer is yes. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Buried Alive

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    Juvenile delinquent cinema meets the horror rush of the 1980s in "Buried Alive," which takes its influence from the works of Edgar Allan Poe. There's a black cat, sounds emerging from mysterious places, and the spread of madness, but the feature isn't committed to the finer points of gothic terror. It's more of a slasher-like endeavor, exploring the developing nightmare of an all-girl school terrorized by a masked madman with a fetish for killing people slowly, getting off on the memory of their expiration. Director Gerard Kikoine hopes to add some gasoline to the viewing experience, investing in a hyperactive style for the picture, aiming to generate sensorial overload to best capture the feeling of a psychological break. Such hustle is appreciated, but the effort's storytelling skills leave much to be desired, with "Buried Alive" soon breaking down into seemingly random scenes of character interactions and horrible events. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • 4K UHD Review – The Return of the Living Dead

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    1985 was a major year for the "Night of the Living Dead" brand name. In July, George Romero added another chapter to his undead saga with "Day of the Dead," which disappeared from U.S. theaters fairly quickly. Original co-writer John A. Russo also delivered a zombie experience for the summer season, taking a co-story credit on "The Return of the Living Dead," with writer/director Dan O'Bannon making his helming debut with the endeavor. Romero went somber with his vision for a zombie apocalypse, while O'Bannon goes wild, eventually, with "The Return of the Living Dead," electing for a more comedic version of a monster rampage, trying to separate himself from the competition with a punk rock soundtrack, unabashed exploitation, and a tone of hysteria that either delights or repulses, depending on the scene. O'Bannon isn't big on style, and his sense of pace leaves much to be desired, but he has a vision for physical horror and zombie threats, with the last half of the picture capturing a pure cinematic insanity that's rarely found in the genre. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Saturday Night at the Baths

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    1975's "Saturday Night at the Baths" presents a time and place for audiences during the decade, with co-writer/director David Buckley offering a snapshot of celebratory happenings involving the gay community. Instead of simply making a documentary about time at the Continental Baths, the production hopes to touch hearts and minds with this drama, which examines one man's journey of sexuality, making discoveries about himself while working in a scene he doesn't fully understand at first. "Saturday Night at the Baths" is no great offering of storytelling, but it does have a distinct fingerprint when it comes to detailing a moment in history, capturing the jubilance of performance and the thrill of living free, with Buckley understanding more about the scene than the demands of dramatic structure. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Fear (2023)

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    Director Deon Taylor’s filmography doesn’t inspire much faith in his abilities, recently helming the stillborn chiller “Fatale,” and the wretched comedy, “The House Next Door: Meet the Blacks 2.” Taylor’s been able to keep his career going with low budgets and minimal expectations, and such career ambition returns in “Fear,” which was filmed over two years ago, looking to capture the dread and paranoia of the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic. Like many genre pictures these days, Taylor and co-writer John Ferry keep things small and manageable, offering a few characters locked inside a remote location, with the idea here being anxiety, as a group of friends encounter trouble from beyond, with their deepest fears brought to life as they fight to survive encroaching madness. At least that’s what should be happening in “Fear,” but Taylor and Ferry get lost with this impotent chiller, trying to tap into something ill-defined, using all the hacky horror moves they can muster to keep 15 minutes of story going for 90 minutes of tedium. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle

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    When “Birdemic: Shock and Terror” was released in 2010, viewers laughed. It was a particularly inept filmmaking endeavor from writer/director James Nguyen, who seemed to have no idea how awful a movie he was making, marching forward with a tale of bird attack in Half Moon Bay, California, utilizing some of the worst helming instincts imaginable. Cult film fans ate it up, and Nguyen returned to the scene of the crime with 2013’s “Birdemic: The Resurrection,” where he achieved some level of self-awareness, trying to recapture the vibe of the first installment while leaning into expanding ridiculousness. Viewers didn’t laugh. Ten years later, Nguyen returns to quite possibly his only source of income with “Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle,” which basically rehashes “Shock and Terror,” only this time around, the helmer is determined to establish the climate change message of the series, asking viewers to sit through an hour(!) of exposition, speeches, and Hitchcock appreciation before the birds return to attack humans. Viewers won’t laugh. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Maybe I Do

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    Marital blues and relationship concerns are the focus of “Maybe I Do,” which examines communication struggles between people trying to figure out what they want from life and love. Writer/director Michael Jacobs touches on universal feelings of uncertainty and fatigue, offering a dramedy that concentrates on the inner lives of characters and their stunted ways of self-expression. To help the cause, Jacobs has brought in a capable cast willing to explore the itchiness of such doubt, with leads Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon, William H. Macy, and Diane Keaton offering committed performances to help Jacobs reach his larger points about the demands of trust. “Maybe I Do” is frequently supported by thespian strength, as Jacobs gets a little too windy with his dialogue exchanges, losing pace as he tries to make something meaningful while the natural flow of the material leads to a potentially farcical conclusion. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – You People

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    “You People” is a film about race, culture, and love, and it most certainly wants to be a comedy up until the moment it suddenly decides not to be one anymore. The screenplay is credited to Kenya Barris (who also directs) and Jonah Hill, but there’s no evidence in the movie that anything was actually written down. Instead, the picture plays like a long improvisational challenge between actors eager to engage and actors who no longer have much interest in onscreen performance, with the endeavor fighting to achieve some type of shape as it blindly jumps from one scenario to another. “You People” hopes to update the premise of “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner,” but Barris and Hill aren’t ready to think things through with the feature, which offers only limp riffing and dismal formula, assuming some type of importance when it can barely summon up the energy to create a genuine set-up and punchline. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Film Review – Blood (2023)

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    Writer Will Honley (“Bloodline,” “Escape Room: Tournament of Champions”) has a strong idea for horror in “Blood,” examining the extent of a mother’s love when she’s forced to turn to macabre solutions to solve unreal problems. Unfortunately, Honley only gets as far as a short story with the material, straining to stretch the particulars of the concept to a feature-length run time. Director Brad Anderson (“The Machinist,” “Vanishing on 7th Street”) attempts to conjure a dark mood for the endeavor, which plays with mysterious happenings and grim developments in health and home, but there’s not a lot of dramatic meat on these bones. “Blood” gets pretty far with a first half devoted to grotesque situations and marital hostility, but the production can’t sustain such mystery, eventually slowing down to a full stop as the screenplay loses interest in developing the central crisis. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com

  • Blu-ray Review – Mutant Hunt

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    1987's "Mutant Hunt" presents a future world New York City that mostly, definitely looks like the New York City of 1987. Writer/director Tim Kincaid ("Bad Girls Dormitory," "Breeders") is dealing with the lowest of budgets and the shortest of shooting schedules with the endeavor, which offers an ambitious tale of a cyborg attack and the mercenary squad hired to bring the machines down. "Mutant Hunt" doesn't offer the tightest screenwriting and performances struggle, but technical achievements are quite impressive for the B-movie, which attempts to pull off a level of violence and oddity that keeps the viewing experience compelling, delivering a bit more punch than the average bottom-shelf offering. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com