Following in the footsteps of numerous stories concerning the dangers of
granted wishes and the unmerciful nature of greed, “The Brass Teapot”
takes an extremely dark premise and treats it like an afternoon picnic.
Lacking fangs and consequences, the picture at least moves, granted a
buoyant forward momentum by director Ramaa Mosley, making her
feature-length helming debut. She knows how to make a movie skate along,
but in terms of black comedy and vicious delights, “The Brass Teapot”
is missing numerous layers of sickness, fearful of pushing a plot of
pain on its audience, forcing them to study the complexity of unsavory
desires with unlikable characters. Instead, it’s a candy bar commercial
with the occasional act of violence. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Brass Teapot
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Film Review – Evil Dead
Seeing a horror remake pop into moviegoing view certainly isn’t a new
development. After all, Hollywood has been on a recycling tear as of
late, returning hits such as “Friday the 13th,” “A Nightmare on Elm
Street,” “Halloween,” and “Dawn of the Dead” to the big screen. It’s an
unfortunate development driven almost entirely by the prospect of easy
box office returns (with newcomers and fanatics lining up in droves),
but a few of these reheated properties have managed to score with
imagination and a renewed thirst for blood. Count “Evil Dead” in the win
column, successfully reworking the legendary cult feature from 1981 for
a younger audience while teasing the faithful with elaborate acts of
violence and survival that live up to the exalted brand name. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Jurassic Park 3D
It’s not like Steven Spielberg’s “Jurassic Park” was a modest art-house
release back in 1993. It was destined to be a blockbuster from the
moment work began on the picture. An expensive, visually groundbreaking
tale of dinosaurs run amok, “Jurassic Park” fulfilled its promise with
enthusiasm and armrest-rattling suspense, supported by a level of
Saturday-matinee-style directorial heft that felt like opening gifts on
Christmas morning. It’s been two decades since the mighty T. rex first
rampaged onscreen, and to celebrate the anniversary of this now-classic
fantasy adventure, “Jurassic Park” has undergone a makeover, pushed and
pulled into 3D, while an IMAX-approved sound mix carries the theme park
chaos to new heights of eardrum-banging intensity. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Thale
Those who prefer their horror cinema to resemble a demolition derby
would be wise to steer clear of “Thale,” a Norwegian effort that takes
its time to arrive nowhere in particular, showing remarkable restraint
with common displays of violence and gore. Electing a more reserved
direction of tension, the feature plays with stillness and the unknown,
doing an effective job building mystery despite a no-budget production
scope that keeps the action confined to a single dingy basement.
Intriguing without ever making the jump to riveting, “Thale” is solid
work from writer/director Aleksander Nordaas, who shapes a beguiling
monster movie without ever truly indulging the tropes that often
accompany the chaos. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – The Place Beyond the Pines
In his last movie, 2010’s “Blue Valentine,” writer/director Derek
Cianfrance studied an intimate world of relationship deterioration,
focusing on the hearts and minds of two characters retracing their
mistakes. With “The Place Beyond the Pines,” the helmer opens his scope
up to move across generations, yet the core of the picture remains
quietly meditative, continuing his quest to explore human fallibility
and the yearn to right wrongs. It’s an impressively imagined effort with
a sweeping arc of drama to help carry it through three stories of
emotional disruption, and its ambition is almost worth a recommendation
alone. It eventually falls apart, perhaps by design, but Cianfrance
shows interesting new sides to his filmmaking ability with his latest
feature, while continuing to indulge a thespian permissiveness that’s
embarrassing to watch at times. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Endeavour
A prequel to the popular British television series "Inspector Morse,"
which enjoyed a healthy run between 1987 and 2000, "Endeavour" intends
to restart the franchise in a younger direction, hoping to entice a new
generation of viewers willing to be sucked into fussy behaviors, dire
crimes, and extended sequences of clue gathering. To be completely fair
to "Endeavour," I'm not familiar with the original "Inspector Morse"
program; however, to the production's credit, they've managed to create a
story that doesn't require complete fandom to figure out and embrace,
managing to reintroduce the beloved character without leaving outsiders
in the dark, while admirers will still be able to detect familiar pieces
of personality. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – The Preacher’s Wife
All the good intentions in the world can't help make 1996's "The
Preacher's Wife" anything more than a mediocre movie. It's a shame,
since there's some incredible talent working to bring the picture to
life, to gift it wings of soaring gospel and cheery do-goodery, yet all
the production can muster are a few smiles and an admittedly euphoric
soundtrack. It's a remake, drawing inspiration from the darling 1947
picture, "The Bishop's Wife" (starring Cary Grant, Loretta Young, and
David Niven), which is a fairly strong launch pad for the feature.
However, the miracle doesn't carry for a second cinematic round, finding
director Penny Marshall struggling to locate the pixie dust that should
rightfully blanket every frame of the film, while stars Denzel
Washington, Whitney Houston, and Courtney B. Vance fight to maintain a
semblance of personality as the material gradually, and rather
peacefully, falls asleep. Kindly to a fault, "The Preacher's Wife" has a
big heart, but no sense of pace and conflict to sustain the viewing
experience for an unnerving two hours. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Mental
“Mental” is mental, living up to the potential of its title with a wild,
uninhibited display of psychological fractures and grotesque comedy.
The picture marks the return of writer/director P.J. Hogan to the
screen, who long ago helmed the cult hit “Muriel’s Wedding” before
embarking on a deflating Hollywood career that included “My Best
Friend’s Wedding,” 2003’s “Peter Pan,” and “Confessions of a
Shopaholic.” Revisiting his Australian roots, Hogan summons a tidal wave
of mischief and manic activity with “Mental,” straddling a thin line
between insanity and compassion. Hilarious but a tonal bucking bronco,
the effort is perhaps best reserved for viewers in the mood for a
runaway mine cart viewing experience, willing to absorb all the chaos
Hogan happily provides. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Tyler Perry makes two types of films: comedies and melodramas. He'll
usually blend the genres to give his audience the most bang for their
buck, but he's resolute in his directorial range, with "Temptation:
Confessions of a Marriage Counselor" his most combustible picture to
date, even out-heaving "For Colored Girls." A biblical parable dressed
up as an unruly Perry extravaganza, the feature does a commendable job
with fiery tempers and silky acts of seduction, showing signs of life as
a cheap thrill for an audience more than happy to interact with the
screen. Expectedly, Perry can't maintain the insanity for long,
eventually drowning the effort in severity to make a chilling
impression. Still, "Temptation," when it's just overheated and not
apocalyptic, is engaging enough to pass, generating sufficient
hullabaloo without taxing Perry's pedestrian moviemaking skills. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Phil Spector
"Phil Spector" opens with a bizarre disclaimer the places the events in
the film in a state of limbo, unable to comment on the murder trial of
the titular musical titan and unwilling to give the man an exhaustive
exploration of his life and times. It's an ephemeral picture, taking a
thin slice from the chaos of Spector's legal woes and savoring each
bite. It's also the latest work from powerhouse writer David Mamet,
lending the feature a pair of lungs to ease its odd quest to remain a
satellite in Spector's orbit for 90 minutes, making no judgments and no
pleas about a divisive individual flailing as he fights for his freedom. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – G.I. Joe: Retaliation
In 2009, director Stephen Sommers brought “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
to multiplexes, tasked with turning the popular cartoon series and toy
line from the 1980s into a viable franchise for a new generation. He
failed miserably, masterminding a leaden, nitwit film that actively
ignored what made the original creation such a delight to a generation
of kids. Rewarded with lackluster but passable box office returns, a
sequel was ordered up. Now we have “G.I. Joe: Retaliation” from helmer
John M. Chu, and while there was an enormous opportunity to
course-correct the series, the follow-up is essentially more of the same
nondescript action and unappealing characterizations as before.
Although some baby steps are made to please the hardcore fan base,
“Retaliation” doesn’t show the level of production bravery required to
make this brand name mean something on the big screen. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – The Host
Purists will likely scoff at the suggestion, but it’s hard to discount
the “Twilight” DNA in the foundation of “The Host.” Both projects
originate from author Stephenie Meyer, who made a killing with her
sparkly vampires saga and has now moved over to sci-fi for her latest
effort, once again cooking up a love triangle template to hang prolonged
moments of swoon and physical contemplation on. It’s undeniably
derivative and about as thrilling as “Twilight” was, returning to a
droning ambiance of indecision to fashion a first step forward in a
burgeoning franchise for a young audience aching for a new fixation now
that Meyer’s original moneymaker has concluded. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Wrong
“Wrong” is an offering of absurdity from writer/director Quentin
Dupieux. The picture exists in a dreamscape of uninhibited conversations
and ridiculous occurrences, yet it’s par for the course for the helmer,
who made his international introduction with 2010’s “Rubber,” a movie
about the adventures of a tire that rolled around the southwest killing
people with telekinetic powers while a group of onlookers slowly
succumbed to the effects of poisoned turkey. “Rubber” was an acquired
taste but showed great imagination and a reverence for the bizarre.
“Wrong” returns Dupieux to a position of oddity, although his latest
enjoys a slightly more human touch. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – Starbuck
The premise of “Starbuck” (A French-Canadian production) promises a
wacky time at the movies, dealing with accidental fatherhood, delayed
adolescence, and persistent loserdom. Perhaps other filmmakers would’ve
leaned into the potential of the tale, but co-writer/director Ken Scott
is hunting for something more meaningful with this tender blend of
mischief and maturation. A few laughs are offered during the feature,
yet “Starbuck” aims for more thoughtful storytelling, doing whatever he
can to separate expectations of slapstick from the effort’s gradual
influx of concern, eventually forming a warm, sugary feel of humanity
that’s a more inviting viewing experience than the exterior of the
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Film Review – Family Weekend
“Family Weekend” doesn’t travel very far as a comedy, and it isn’t
nearly as touching as the screenwriter would like to believe. It’s a
picture stuck in mediocrity, attempting to form something heartwarming
with a premise that demands a consistent blast of acid. A forceful lead
performance from Olesya Rulin manages to take command of the movie, but
her concentration is supported by a production that’s overwritten and
tonally unsteady, in need of a more judicious editor and a game plan to
approach the steady erosion of marriage with a profound hit of honesty,
not just a sitcom-style presentation of forced therapy. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Life on Fire: Wildlife on the Volcano’s Edge
Volcanoes are mysterious, terrifying, and quite beautiful from a safe
distance. Their secrets are nearly impossible to discover, buried deep
in the Earth under layers of lava and furious gases, requiring a fine
touch of science to extract samples for study, and even those efforts
aren't nearly enough to understand the fury that powers these
fire-belching titans. Endeavoring to paint a larger portrait of volcanic
activity, director Bertrand Loyer has assembled "Life on Fire: Wildlife
on the Volcano's Edge," a six-part series that inspects the balance of
nature that sprouts up around these danger zones, heading around the
world on a mission to understand instinct, survival, and risk with an
epic cinematic sweep that provides atypical access to creatures
conducting daily business in the shadow of certain doom. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Blu-ray Review – Natural Selection
"Natural Selection" has all the hallmarks of an average independent
production, with its HD cinematography, mild razzing of religious
conviction, and unshowered performers embodying the middle-class and the
borderline insane. Writer/director Robbie Pickering isn't shy about
following trends, but he's also smart about storytelling, endeavoring to
disrupt the norm with a strange tale of devotion and love buttered on a
road trip saga where things often go horribly wrong for the lead
characters. "Natural Selection" is a comedy, with excitable
personalities and broad confrontations, but Pickering clearly loves
these screwed-up souls, bending the material away from mockery,
gradually revealing his sincerity in a manner that's contagious.
Supported by marvelous performances and a prominent soundtrack, the
feature satisfies and even surprises on occasion, introducing Pickering
as a filmmaker with an interest in emotional content instead of serving
up pedestrian acts of humiliation. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com -
Film Review – A Resurrection
“A Resurrection” will most likely be remembered as one of the last
screen appearances for Michael Clarke Duncan, the behemoth actor who
tragically passed away last autumn. It’s especially important to
celebrate his role as Duncan is the best thing about “A Resurrection,”
brightening up the picture with the ten minutes of screen time he has,
showing more comfort and range than anyone else in this dreary, cheapy
effort. With intentions to build a ghostly whodunit, the movie falls
asleep instead, as writer/director Matt Orlando doesn’t show the kind of
invention necessary to snap scares into position, working to shatter
the suffocating monotony that pins the feature down. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com




















