It takes a lot to be known as the worst “House Party” movie, but here we are. The original 1990 film is pretty much a classic at this point, and while it contains scenes that’ve aged horribly, the picture remains a joyous, hilarious endeavor, with writer/director Reginald Hudlin capturing the wiliness of youth and the broadness of comedy, making for an irresistible overnight adventure with earnest, playful characters. Sequels arrived and quality dipped, with the last installment, 2013’s “House Party: Tonight’s the Night,” trying to restart the series engine. Enter LeBron James, who’s partially in charge of bringing the brand name back, making the new “House Party” all about him, with remake duties handed to director Calmatic and screenwriters Jamal Olori and Stephen Glover. It’s difficult to understand if James and Co. have even seen the first feature, as the remake shares none of the fun and mischief, quickly getting lost in DOA jokes, poor characterization, and an obsession with marijuana moments. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Dog Gone
“Dog Gone” is an adaptation of a book by Pauls Toutonghi, who detailed the true story of Gonker, a pet that went missing in the wild, inspiring owner Fielding Marshall and his family to organize a massive search for the pooch along the Appalachian Trail. It’s an interesting story of determination and familial stress, and it also offers a boost of positivity during dark days, giving viewers a chance to get involved in the hunt for an easily distracted dog and all the bonding time such a mission provides. Director Stephen Herek (“Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure,” “The Mighty Ducks”) doesn’t have a major creative challenge with “Dog Gone,” tending to domestic issues and community support, which leaves the feature without much tension as it tries to go easy on the target audience. Dud scenes periodically arrive, but the feature is successfully gentle, hoping to inspire warmth with acts of kindness and understanding. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Plane (2023)
Gerard Butler has certainly found a place for himself in the film industry. He’s been playing tough guys stuck in desperate survival situations for the most part, doing relatively well with such career ambitions, breaking up the norm with a few different turns over the years (such as 2018’s “The Vanishing”). His latest, “Plane,” doesn’t offer a sizable acting challenge, but Butler tones down the brawniness this time out, tasked with portraying an average airline employee suddenly thrust into a live-or-die situation on a Southeast Asian island. Of course, the production isn’t completely committed to the everyman concept, but it gets close enough for this tense, ultraviolent thriller, giving Butler something to play as the body count rises. Director Jean-Francois Richet (“Blood Father” and 2005’s “Assault on Precinct 13” remake) has his limitations when it comes to emphasizing terror, but he delivers occasional surges of fury in this competent nail-biter, using Butler’s grit in all the right ways. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Devil Conspiracy
The war between good and evil takes a few bizarre turns in “The Devil Conspiracy.” Screenwriter Ed Alan has the makings for a trashy fantasy novel about a plan to bring Lucifer to power via DNA resurrection (facing archangel Michael’s mission to stop such an event), piling up nonsense in such a confident manner, it requires pages and pages of literary effort to really make sense of it all. Alan’s gone to the movies instead, hoping his Heaven/Hell showdown might kickstart a new franchise. “The Devil Conspiracy” doesn’t have the budget to fully realize most of the weirdness in Alan’s endeavor, with director Nathan Frankowski trying to shape some type of epic as power plays and demonic happenings are ordered up. It’s not Christian entertainment, and it’s not a big-budget undertaking, with the feature more of a bizarre take on biblical fury that’s never as awesome as Alan intends it to be. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Seven Faces of Jane
“The Seven Faces of Jane” is an experimental film where eight directors take a crack at following the journey of a single character through various short tales of introspection and loneliness. The production labels this dramatic mission “exquisite corpse,” with the moviemakers unaware of any master plan, keeping their segments free of connective tissue, encouraging a more challenging, artful game of storytelling. “The Seven Faces of Jane” is strange and emotional, taking viewers on a bumpy ride of charged encounters and quiet reflection, with star Gillian Jacobs the through line for the endeavor, tasked with communicating different psychological spaces for the same character, delivering one of the best performances of her career as she helps to guide viewers through the weirdness of dramatic interpretation and fragmented plotting presented in a puzzle that’s not meant to be solved, just appreciated for most of the run time. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Sick (2023)
“Sick” takes viewers back to 2020, when the first wave of COVID-19 dominated daily life, turning everything upside down as people struggled to understand what was happening to health and society. That’s enough right there to power a horror movie, and a few productions have attempted to detail pandemic life while we remain in pandemic times, but “Sick” has something slightly different in mind when it comes to manufacturing a fear factor. “Scream” screenwriter Kevin Williamson (joined by Katelyn Crabb, his former personal assistant) looks to revive his slasher interests with the project, blending moves from previous productions with fresh community paranoia, making for a mildly compelling chiller. It’s no major offering of suspense, but director John Hyams (who made a similar endeavor in 2020’s “Alone”) creates a few tense moments of survival while Williamson and Crabb paw lightly at the agony of the last few years. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Drop
“The Drop” isn’t really a film, it’s more of a showcase for improvisational interactions among actors tasked with feeling around for moments instead of participating in scenes. It’s a comedy, but not really, with co-writer/director Sarah Adina Smith unsure if she even wants to make a funny movie to begin with, mostly interested in thinly veiled hostilities between people in relationships. The central idea concerns a mistake made by one character that triggers a flood of shame during a destination wedding, and there’s something intriguing about such a disaster. However, “The Drop” doesn’t have shape or timing, with juicy bits of hidden hostilities and silent struggle generally ignored as the ensemble plays make-em-up games that often go on way too long. Smith doesn’t seem too concerned with editing or performance, with the feature in desperate need of something more than just sustained aimlessness. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Mercenary Fighters
International conflicts turned into B-movie spectacle was the Cannon Films way throughout the 1980s, with producers Yoram Globus and Menahem Golan trying to keep things exotic for the audience, and also score some cheap locations in the process. For 1988's "Mercenary Fighters," the production travels to South Africa to explore a story concerning tribal relations in the continent, detailing some political unrest that requires brute Americans to solve. There are no surprises in "Mercenary Fighters," which delivers the same old Cannon formula, this time involving star Peter Fonda, who tries to do something worth paying attention to in an otherwise generic actioner that's somehow under the impression it's offering a respectful understanding of war and all its cruelties. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Terror Squad
1987's "Terror Squad" is an odd combination of "The Breakfast Club" and "Red Dawn," trying to play around with international issues of the day in a B- movie setting. The whole thing is very Troma-esque, and director Peter Maris isn't one to push through his limited budget and make something challenging out of exploitation elements. Instead, he's in charge of an actioner, and one that's wildly uneven, spending the opening half in an extended chase, while the closing half is mostly about people standing and talking. There are limitations to "Terror Squad," and it's not a good film, but there's something funky about the endeavor that keeps its compelling, especially when campiness creeps into view, revealing a needed sense of humor to a largely stern tale of terrorism. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – Married to the Mob
Jonathan Demme enjoyed one of the most unpredictable careers in the industry, maintaining a position of defiance and creativity. He's perhaps best known for his disturbing way with 1991's "The Silence of the Lambs," a masterful film that showered Demme with awards and amplified his career with significant box office. Less is understood about his work in comedy during the 1980s, with efforts such as "Melvin and Howard" and "Something Wild" developing an unusual but snappy sense of humor. 1988's "Married to the Mob" is the most successful of the bunch, if only because it takes a tired subject in the mafia and does something original with working parts concerning violence and law enforcement. It's an oddball picture, playful and sharp, keeping Demme on task as he navigates stereotypes and romantic comedy urges, working toward an overall lightness to a tale that's pitch black at times. It's a tonal gymnastics display that doesn't come around very often, making "Married to the Mob" special, assisted in great part by Demme's askew vision for this type of story. Only this helmer would make a mob comedy and score it to New Order songs. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Blu-ray Review – The Oregonian
After building his confidence with a series of shorts, writer/director Calvin Lee Reeder mounts his first feature-length movie with 2011's "The Oregonian." A fan of underground cinema, Reeder hopes to brings some mind-scrambling stuff to the endeavor, which is kinda-sorta a take on "Carnival of Souls," following the freak-out experiences of a young woman marching through a mysterious area of potential madness after surviving a car accident. Reeder tries to make a distinct impression with the surreal viewing experience, investing in an aggressive sound design and inscrutable imagery, hoping to reach an audience that lives for this kind of thing. Or at least has the patience to sit through it. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – M3GAN
In 2019, producers attempted to revive a sagging franchise with a remake of “Child’s Play,” endeavoring to offer an updated Chucky for a modern era, turning the “friend to the end” into a high-tech machine, giving the feature a technophobia touch. Viewers largely ignored the effort, but that doesn’t stop “M3GAN” from attempting the same idea, with screenwriter Akeela Cooper fairly shameless about lifting ideas from the world of “Child’s Play,” aiming to bring her version of a killer doll to the screen. Familiarity is everywhere in “M3GAN,” which doesn’t offer much in the way of originality, but it does have tremendous entertainment value at times. Director Gerard Johnstone (“Housebound”) doesn’t go trashy with the film, but he does create an appealing air of unease around the eponymous robot, giving the picture a few suspenseful highlights and an overall tone of danger without slipping into straight horror happenings. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – The Old Way
Nicolas Cage has played a wide range of characters over the last 40 years, including an ant, a superhero, and, most recently, himself. But the chance to become a gunslinger has largely eluded him all this time, with “The Old Way” gifting the idiosyncratic thespian a chance to play cowboy for a change, with the screenplay by Carl W. Lucas delivering a western tale of revenge, attempting to go deep into the emotional ice of a man who’s spent his life killing others, and doesn’t feel anything about it. “The Old Way” is mostly traditional in plot, arranging a tale of tracking and introspection in the open world, but director Brett Donowho (“Acts of Violence”) is unable to bring much excitement to the endeavor. Bogged down by too much monologuing and underwhelming performances, the feature doesn’t offer genre escapism, dragging along with a tepid take on the weariness of a hardened killer returning to power. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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The Worst Films of 2022
A superspy headache machine, a holiday binge, Madea’s resurrection, Central American history, a Stephen King flameout, sunburned sharksploitation, motherhood horror, action without action, and even more Bruce Willis movies.
These are the Worst Films of 2022.
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The Best Films of 2022
A dragon holding up the world, a meal to die for, a friendship that takes fingers, Princess Diana vs. the Media, baby selling blues, Detective Dark Knight, deep inside the Scumdogs of the Universe, Puss in Boots at death’s door, DIY robot pal, and hey, parents, don’t leave those kids alone.
These are the Best Films of 2022.
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Film Review – A Man Called Otto
“A Man Called Otto” is a remake of a 2015 Swedish picture, “A Man Called Ove,” which was an adaptation of a best-selling 2012 novel by author Fredrik Backman. The material presents a juicy leading role for any actor, and Tom Hanks takes command of the feature, portraying a curmudgeonly man fighting the grieving process while managing the needs of his neighbors. “A Man Called Ove” wasn’t short on crowd-pleasing moments, but the original endeavor managed to find its footing with heavy material, offering an engrossing study of personal connection and pain management. “A Man Called Otto” doesn’t share the same tonal balance, with director Marc Forster (“Christopher Robin,” “Machine Gun Preacher”) fumbling the sincerity of the effort, often too quick to go saccharine with a tale that requires a crustier sense of humanity to fully embrace. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Savage Salvation
Producer Randall Emmett (with partner George Furla) has been working steadily for years to build a filmography of forgettable VOD/streaming entertainment (with titles such as “Out of Death,” “Survive the Game,” and “Force of Nature”), finding ways to entice established actors to participate in bottom shelf entertainment, including multiple Bruce Willis-starring endeavors. He’s dipped his toe in direction, previously helming 2021’s “Midnight in the Switchgrass” (co-starring Willis), and he returns with “Savage Salvation,” which turns to Robert De Niro to help class up the joint, hiring the legendary thespian to deliver some gravitas in a feature that’s often without dramatic shape or momentum. The screenplay (by Adam Taylor Barker and Chris Sivertson) tries to make a statement about the power of God and the death of America, but such ambition is muted by Emmett, who fails to manage subplots, summon suspense, and rethink a last act that turns a dull movie into a terrible one. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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Film Review – Corsage
Vicky Krieps has become a respected actress in recent years, typically associated with pictures containing intense dramatic content, including her breakthrough role in Paul Thomas Anderson’s “Phantom Thread.” She provides quality performances with a special focus on psychological disturbances, and “Corsage” seems tailor-made for her talents. The endeavor examines a year in the life of Empress Elisabeth of Austria, which is filled with isolating experiences and a slow reduction of coping skills, creating a wide-open space for the production to detail such developing unrest inside a royal setting. However, writer/director Marie Kreutzer doesn’t pay much attention to Elisabeth’s actual life, instead using the woman to inspire a study of all the loneliness, frustration, and resentment that develops when a female is treated as nothing more than an ornament. “Corsage” has potent scenes of neglect, and Krieps does a fine job making the storm raging inside Elisabeth feel as real as possible, with Kreutzer occasionally struggling to make a film as interesting as her star. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com
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UHD 4K Review – The Amityville Horror
When one recalls the cinematic successes of the 1979 film year, different titles come to mind. There's "Alien," "Apocalypse Now," "The Jerk," and even "The Muppet Movie." These were hit features that inspired big crowds at theaters, and many have stood the test of time, becoming classics. And then there's "The Amityville Horror," a tiny indie release with an apparently powerful marketing campaign, managing to topple most of the competition to become the second highest-grossing picture of the year, only bested by the Academy Award-winning "Kramer vs. Kramer." The financial triumph of "The Amityville Horror" is shocking, definitely more so than the endeavor itself, which provides an unusually inert viewing experience, especially for a chiller. For two hours, the effort drags along, offering a mild haunted house tale that's in no hurry to unnerve viewers. Read the rest at Blu-ray.com



















